Initially read this as a metaphor

He was disbarred for bringing cases based on lies and continuing to unrepentantly lie about his lies!

www.nycourts.gov/courts/ad1/c...

Giuliani’s disbarment didn’t even have anything to do with crimes, let alone ones Trump could pardon him for!

My premium for the cheapest plan available to me, with just me covered, is going up from $488 a month to $785 a month (NY straight-up tells you what next year’s premiums will be)

Whatever I would say if I tried to call Schumer’s office right now would probably get me referred for bar discipline

Republicans getting in there and immediately going ”fuck you” and smashing everything because they think no one will stand up to them is, in fact, extremely stupid

Almost as if Americans aren’t actually okay with them and their family and neighbors losing their jobs, their rights, and every social safety net

McAffee saying he would eat his own dick live on TV if Bitcoin didn’t reach a million dollars by some date is one of those little cultural moments that lives rent-free in my head forever

Look,