Pulch
@pulch.bsky.social
she/her 28 🏳️⚧️
ssbm samus
#1 gay melee player*
Mediocre at chess
ssbm samus
#1 gay melee player*
Mediocre at chess
Pinned
Pulch
@pulch.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Yeah let's get one thing straight. I didn't come down to this lesbian bar to be everyone's friend and I certainly don't desire everyone to accept me as one of the polycule. I came down strictly as a dicksucking move. I've grown stale at the bear bar and I'm looking for a new region to conquer.
Typing chicken Parmesan in google maps and hoping for the best
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Typing chicken Parmesan in google maps and hoping for the best
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Booking a hotel just so I can grind ironing in private
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Booking a hotel just so I can grind ironing in private
Anxious enough to binge drink but I think I’m gonna down a quart of milk instead
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Anxious enough to binge drink but I think I’m gonna down a quart of milk instead
To the guy scrolling through my media tab,
I’m sorry you probably didn’t find what you were looking for, but im glad you enjoyed my bag of rice
I’m sorry you probably didn’t find what you were looking for, but im glad you enjoyed my bag of rice
October 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
To the guy scrolling through my media tab,
I’m sorry you probably didn’t find what you were looking for, but im glad you enjoyed my bag of rice
I’m sorry you probably didn’t find what you were looking for, but im glad you enjoyed my bag of rice
Redownloaded instagram. Excited to torture my friends by liking reels about freak shit
October 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Redownloaded instagram. Excited to torture my friends by liking reels about freak shit
I think I like 2xko a little too much. Dreaming up yasuo combos that don’t work when I actually lab them
October 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I think I like 2xko a little too much. Dreaming up yasuo combos that don’t work when I actually lab them
Made a pb&j sandwich for the first time in years.
Oh god I fucked it up
Actual disaster
Oh god I fucked it up
Actual disaster
September 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Made a pb&j sandwich for the first time in years.
Oh god I fucked it up
Actual disaster
Oh god I fucked it up
Actual disaster
Took every drug available to me last night and got a good night’s sleep. Should’ve used better methodology now I’ll never know which one is the right one to take smh
September 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Took every drug available to me last night and got a good night’s sleep. Should’ve used better methodology now I’ll never know which one is the right one to take smh
Almost one month sick…. I would like to feel better so I can create some art k thx
:)
I got something ambitious coming, but it’s not looking like things will be wrapped up this year :/
:)
I got something ambitious coming, but it’s not looking like things will be wrapped up this year :/
September 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Almost one month sick…. I would like to feel better so I can create some art k thx
:)
I got something ambitious coming, but it’s not looking like things will be wrapped up this year :/
:)
I got something ambitious coming, but it’s not looking like things will be wrapped up this year :/
I prayed to god last night to ask where I’m going in life. She said “whatever you do, kill savage beastfly. You have to kill savage beastfly. Idk where that thing came from; it certainly isn’t one of my creations”
September 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I prayed to god last night to ask where I’m going in life. She said “whatever you do, kill savage beastfly. You have to kill savage beastfly. Idk where that thing came from; it certainly isn’t one of my creations”
Getting to that age where I’m putting sunscreen on my homies’ bald spots
September 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Getting to that age where I’m putting sunscreen on my homies’ bald spots
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they crucified Kush at smash con. he up on the cross :(
August 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
they crucified Kush at smash con. he up on the cross :(
Got too autistic with it in the shower and now the feds are after me
August 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Got too autistic with it in the shower and now the feds are after me
9th in dubs at supernova yippee
August 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
9th in dubs at supernova yippee
Howard university chipotle permanently closed my life is over
August 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Howard university chipotle permanently closed my life is over
I need to touch grass but it’s 100 degrees outside
July 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I need to touch grass but it’s 100 degrees outside
Ripped my fav pair of jeans on an arm rest while sitting down on this flight. Gonna have to moon a bunch of people whenever I stand up
July 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Ripped my fav pair of jeans on an arm rest while sitting down on this flight. Gonna have to moon a bunch of people whenever I stand up
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Player Spotlight: BS, for placing 2nd at COMET as the 10th seed, beating Hua, Kush Messiah, EddieTheKid, and Juicebox!
Honorable Mention: clementine, for placing 5th at Phantom as the 15th seed, beating GnomeDome and The Prince of Penrith (Sock)!
Honorable Mention: clementine, for placing 5th at Phantom as the 15th seed, beating GnomeDome and The Prince of Penrith (Sock)!
July 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Player Spotlight: BS, for placing 2nd at COMET as the 10th seed, beating Hua, Kush Messiah, EddieTheKid, and Juicebox!
Honorable Mention: clementine, for placing 5th at Phantom as the 15th seed, beating GnomeDome and The Prince of Penrith (Sock)!
Honorable Mention: clementine, for placing 5th at Phantom as the 15th seed, beating GnomeDome and The Prince of Penrith (Sock)!
When the baddie is holding a beer bottle I shut up and listen
July 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
When the baddie is holding a beer bottle I shut up and listen