It’s been one of those weeks 😞

I fear hashtags once again (I think that might be why my account got yoinked into the nether)

Every can of Coke Zero actually contains about 1 calorie which shouldn’t upset me but, for some reason, it makes me want to run into traffic #edsky

The feds got me

Me waking up hungry feeling like I lost weight only for the scale to say I gained 2 pounds #edsky

MOOTIE

It’s so lonely out here thank you 🫶🏻