Puddle
puddlepamps.bsky.social
Puddle
@puddlepamps.bsky.social
30's, ace, pastel foxboy.

Probably needs a change.

I write silly stories about big dumb babies.

You can find my work on FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/nystel

Or Telegram: https://t.me/+UfXh0DsDGtViM2Ex
Sit.
Stay.
Stare.
Obey.
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
𝘕𝘶𝘬-𝘯𝘶𝘬-𝘯𝘶𝘬

W-wait, liquid?! It's...sticky.

𝘕𝘶𝘬-𝘯𝘶𝘬-𝘯𝘶𝘬

Tastes...yummy? Kinda um. Kinda like cobbon cand...

𝘕𝘶𝘬-𝘯𝘶𝘬-𝘯𝘶𝘬

Head feelz...funny. Maybe I gets bebber if um. More suck binky?

𝘕𝘶𝘬-𝘯𝘶𝘬-𝘯𝘶𝘬

Wuz Puddle doin' sumfin? Ooooh, diapee get waaarm...

𝘕𝘶𝘬-𝘯𝘶𝘬-𝘯𝘶𝘬

Hehehehe, Pubbl WUV diapee!
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
When the binky in a haunted nursery's playpen is so VERY obviously cursed, but looks so YUMMY that you just can't help grabbing it, stuffing it in, and nursing every single big boy thought away.

Bye-bye brain...

An amazing gift from a wonderful puppy. Thank you again, @chaoticpowder.bsky.social 🥰🫠
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Daddy surprised me with a new stuffy this morning.

I love this man so much, he really knows the way into my heart ;~;
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The other thing eating at the time I'd otherwise put towards behaving has been writing and talking with friends.

I was really happy with the little Benjie Bear story (yes, the bear's canon name is Benjie and here's a picture of him) and I'm pretty darn ecstatic that it went over so well ^.^
October 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Waiting for my next opportunity
October 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
October 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Realized I have a toy that emanates strong cursed object energy
October 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Oh! Um, okaaaay. Just don't laugh >\\>

Also thank you thank you THANK YOU for the tip on the jumbo crayons!! They're a big part of why I wanted to make coloring a regular thing!
October 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
New build complete!

Had the case and parts sitting around for a while now, so I set Skong's release date as a goal to get it done by and I did it! ^.^
September 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Broken Age neurons have been reactivated
September 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Back on my bullshit the last couple days.
August 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oooh okies! These three are my favs :3

You used to hafta get em from screen-printing companies if you wanted adult sizes, but Mattel finally released some officially licensed ones a while back and they're almost all really cute!
August 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
meow
July 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Picked up Balatro a week or so back and finally got my first gold stake! Really hoping the other decks are easier, though x.x
June 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
12. Outer Wilds.

13. Speaking of Stardew...Or, alternatively, pick a number between 6 and 10 and add the words Final Fantasy in front of it.

14. Oh, uh. Y'see, I um. Don't exactly use gaming-related wallpapers... >.>

15. This one I can do, though!
June 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Oh, I really like this one! Gonna do a bunch of these over the next day or so, then delete em at the end as usual :3

Don't worry about liking it, engagement bait mechanics are meh.
June 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
C'moooon August :3~~
June 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My idol.

IYKYK
May 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Probably my first "I feel funny" media moment.

When I was 3-4ish we had this movie on VHS and it, along with Barney, made up most of my screentime.

I remember daydreaming about going through the "Growing Up" montage in reverse and ending up stuck in this automated nursery 🫠
May 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
When your job involves plundering a technologically advanced civilization's ruins, you make peace with the idea that you might get caught in a trap or two.

Most oldworld corps employed nonlethal defense systems, at least. Better hope a friend knows where you are...

(🎨: @nappywolf.bsky.social!!!)
April 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Serendipitous x3
March 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hehe that's what I mean! Calling it a diaper bag probably evokes a different picture, but it's really just a backpack 😅
March 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM