We must be confusing your helmet for a fancy halter... *Basically* the same thing anyways, right?

Horses are technically pets so... Is there even any other choice in your case? Obvious pony material. ^u^

I will continue to say it until I have:
1. Shoes that look like new
2. Someone desperate enough to keep them looking that way

Whoever keeps them flashing the longest gets to keep my socks.

Is it bad news? I've always thought that stupid kink fixations are a veritable wellspring of goodness.

The sheer dominance of a master with no expression to read, only the presence of his body language. The snap of his reins, so sharp and commanding it brings a hellish steed to heel. His status as a 'classic' having cemented him as a superior figure in your mind before he's chosen you as his mark...