Puddin Taine
@puddin-taine.bsky.social
1987 model year dingus
can allegedly write but hasn’t done anything in a while
can allegedly write but hasn’t done anything in a while
Take care with that which you quaff, traveler. Some potions are too strong for mere mortals!
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Take care with that which you quaff, traveler. Some potions are too strong for mere mortals!
damn you just reminded me of Barney Carnage
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
damn you just reminded me of Barney Carnage
i can be ur angle
or ur devil
or ur devil
October 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i can be ur angle
or ur devil
or ur devil
I want a girl with a short skirt and a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG
BAYONET
BAYONET
September 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I want a girl with a short skirt and a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG
BAYONET
BAYONET
And he barely spoke! I was a bit disappointed.
August 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
And he barely spoke! I was a bit disappointed.
July 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
One of the sweetest people in my high school was a girl whose family was from Saudi Arabia. There were assholes who literally BLAMED HER for it.
July 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
One of the sweetest people in my high school was a girl whose family was from Saudi Arabia. There were assholes who literally BLAMED HER for it.
You watch your damn mouth! That’s Ernest P. Worrell you’re talking about!
July 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
You watch your damn mouth! That’s Ernest P. Worrell you’re talking about!
Some video about a singing paleontologist and his quest to find a torosaur skeleton. I’ve never been able to find it.
July 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Some video about a singing paleontologist and his quest to find a torosaur skeleton. I’ve never been able to find it.
I’ve seen molds for making lamb-shaped easter cakes and one day, ONE DAY, I will buy one and use it to make an easter meatloaf of ground lamb
June 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’ve seen molds for making lamb-shaped easter cakes and one day, ONE DAY, I will buy one and use it to make an easter meatloaf of ground lamb
Can’t forget the whiskey! That’s how he does most of his healing.
June 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Can’t forget the whiskey! That’s how he does most of his healing.
WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL
stoat is also known as a short-tailed weasel, but also may I suggest for Riley (to emphasize her petiteness):
THE LEAST WEASEL
stoat is also known as a short-tailed weasel, but also may I suggest for Riley (to emphasize her petiteness):
THE LEAST WEASEL
May 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL WEASEL
stoat is also known as a short-tailed weasel, but also may I suggest for Riley (to emphasize her petiteness):
THE LEAST WEASEL
stoat is also known as a short-tailed weasel, but also may I suggest for Riley (to emphasize her petiteness):
THE LEAST WEASEL
the vikings literally didn’t give a *shit* where you were from or what color your skin was as long as you were solid, this whites-only crap is fucking nazi bullshit and nazi dipshits should take their filthy fucking hands off anything viking/norse-related and go follow their leader
May 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
the vikings literally didn’t give a *shit* where you were from or what color your skin was as long as you were solid, this whites-only crap is fucking nazi bullshit and nazi dipshits should take their filthy fucking hands off anything viking/norse-related and go follow their leader
Rs: “no more welfare, social security, or medicare/medicaid for anyone!”
Ds: “we disagree, but if we do it too strongly we’ll alienate right-leaning voters”
Rs: “everyone brown loses all their rights and gets deported!!”
Ds: “we disagree, but *blah blah blah*”
and so on and fucking so on
Ds: “we disagree, but if we do it too strongly we’ll alienate right-leaning voters”
Rs: “everyone brown loses all their rights and gets deported!!”
Ds: “we disagree, but *blah blah blah*”
and so on and fucking so on
March 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Rs: “no more welfare, social security, or medicare/medicaid for anyone!”
Ds: “we disagree, but if we do it too strongly we’ll alienate right-leaning voters”
Rs: “everyone brown loses all their rights and gets deported!!”
Ds: “we disagree, but *blah blah blah*”
and so on and fucking so on
Ds: “we disagree, but if we do it too strongly we’ll alienate right-leaning voters”
Rs: “everyone brown loses all their rights and gets deported!!”
Ds: “we disagree, but *blah blah blah*”
and so on and fucking so on
godfuckingdamnit the USPS doesn’t “lose money,” it COSTS money because it’s a SERVICE
the freaking Coast Guard doesn’t turn a profit either but we don’t see morons saying they should start charging for search and rescue operations
the USPS is vital and needs to protected from these shitasses
the freaking Coast Guard doesn’t turn a profit either but we don’t see morons saying they should start charging for search and rescue operations
the USPS is vital and needs to protected from these shitasses
February 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
godfuckingdamnit the USPS doesn’t “lose money,” it COSTS money because it’s a SERVICE
the freaking Coast Guard doesn’t turn a profit either but we don’t see morons saying they should start charging for search and rescue operations
the USPS is vital and needs to protected from these shitasses
the freaking Coast Guard doesn’t turn a profit either but we don’t see morons saying they should start charging for search and rescue operations
the USPS is vital and needs to protected from these shitasses
priceless rare miniatures
January 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
priceless rare miniatures
I just hope there still *are* history books by then.
December 21, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I just hope there still *are* history books by then.
I'm sorry, did he say...
cheese shortbread?!
cheese shortbread?!
December 14, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I'm sorry, did he say...
cheese shortbread?!
cheese shortbread?!
Bottom left, in the first picture, there looks to be some unholy cross between a bird and a pine cone.
November 23, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Bottom left, in the first picture, there looks to be some unholy cross between a bird and a pine cone.
no don’t you see, it’s OKAY when THEY do it and you’re just being IRRATIONAL and EMOTIONAL /s
for what it’s worth, this straight white moron hereby grants you full permission in perpetuity to cut anyone out of your life if they vote in direct opposition to your existence or for any other reason
for what it’s worth, this straight white moron hereby grants you full permission in perpetuity to cut anyone out of your life if they vote in direct opposition to your existence or for any other reason
November 3, 2024 at 1:22 PM
no don’t you see, it’s OKAY when THEY do it and you’re just being IRRATIONAL and EMOTIONAL /s
for what it’s worth, this straight white moron hereby grants you full permission in perpetuity to cut anyone out of your life if they vote in direct opposition to your existence or for any other reason
for what it’s worth, this straight white moron hereby grants you full permission in perpetuity to cut anyone out of your life if they vote in direct opposition to your existence or for any other reason