If you piss on the tracks, you have no choice. You are out of pissing options, and you can't wait for others to materialize
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If you piss on the tracks, you have no choice. You are out of pissing options, and you can't wait for others to materialize
Who hasn't sent his or herself an email of these type findings, at 2 p.m. on a Monday
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Who hasn't sent his or herself an email of these type findings, at 2 p.m. on a Monday
hoppe your kids are goid , send me a funnyt joke to mske me smil
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
hoppe your kids are goid , send me a funnyt joke to mske me smil
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November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Doesn't "cherry-picking" emails necessarily involve not including other emails? How the fuck would they know what else is out there
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Doesn't "cherry-picking" emails necessarily involve not including other emails? How the fuck would they know what else is out there
Don't wanna hang around in Putos Park after dark
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Don't wanna hang around in Putos Park after dark
"Please state your name for the court reporter."
"Brian Kelly"
"Mr. Kelly, can you state your current addre-"
"Brian Kelly"
"Mr. Kelly, can you state your current addre-"
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"Please state your name for the court reporter."
"Brian Kelly"
"Mr. Kelly, can you state your current addre-"
"Brian Kelly"
"Mr. Kelly, can you state your current addre-"
Would like to see them triangulate Sunni and Shi'a perspectives
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Would like to see them triangulate Sunni and Shi'a perspectives
Shut up, asshole. I have no word for this.
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Shut up, asshole. I have no word for this.
Westlaw searches for "tree taco" not coming up with satisfactory answers yet, will keep digging
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Westlaw searches for "tree taco" not coming up with satisfactory answers yet, will keep digging
She would've killed it if she were head of CBS News during Covid. She would've gotten Dav Pilkey to discuss the toilet paper shortages
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
She would've killed it if she were head of CBS News during Covid. She would've gotten Dav Pilkey to discuss the toilet paper shortages
Trying to pick the manager who forgets the rule and IBBs Ohtani the 4th time for an auto-HR... Joe Espada I'm afraid
October 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Trying to pick the manager who forgets the rule and IBBs Ohtani the 4th time for an auto-HR... Joe Espada I'm afraid
Its like a band being called The Cars... how the fuck did nobody else pull that off?
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Its like a band being called The Cars... how the fuck did nobody else pull that off?
At least 17 batters old
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
At least 17 batters old
Tbf, the US government recruited Dr. Manhattan to explode a bunch of Vietnamese guys
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Tbf, the US government recruited Dr. Manhattan to explode a bunch of Vietnamese guys
And *you* can count on *me,* waiting for *you* in the parking lot...
October 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
And *you* can count on *me,* waiting for *you* in the parking lot...