Man what happened

this year is the opposite for me. i've done decently enough to take care of myself thus far and it's far past time i've started working on helping others

sure i want to be scared by a horror game. but i don't want it to scare me with things that i have a real, uncontrollable, personal phobia of. how much simpler does it have to be before these people get it

i think the hague could try you for that last sentence alone

it's because I'm terminally gay for one. I try to conceal it for the sake of public decency and respect for him but it creeps out of me like an ooze. I'm trying to sell it underground as a new ambergris but they just keep shouting "get your gamer girl bathwater out of our house"

when *I* post more than once in the span of 3 minutes I'm usually off my silly pills. you just have the mind of a poet

two skeets in two minutes

let me write that one down

The daily beatings have yet to yield any results

my super secret awesomesauce friend club would miss me

So brainrotted I forget king minos was an ancient greek figure of myth and not just a funny hole-faced soul from the queer icon game ULTRAKILL

who is he, I'll hit him with my 2007 honda pilot

I got google AI to tell me that glue is safe to ingest and the idea that it's toxic is a "common misconception resulting in part due to a government propaganda campaign beginning in the mid-20th century"

There's a lawsuit?

its too early for this i haven't even had dinner yet