Lil’Freak
@ptrnstofhangovers.bsky.social
Ive been raw dogging the gym for three weeks. Am I a psycho?
October 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Ive been raw dogging the gym for three weeks. Am I a psycho?
*acts like a psycho*
*cuts bangs*
*feels normal again*
*cuts bangs*
*feels normal again*
July 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
*acts like a psycho*
*cuts bangs*
*feels normal again*
*cuts bangs*
*feels normal again*
*discussing Pedro Pascal’s vanity fair spread*
Coworker 1: what’s his insta again?
Me & coworker 2: *in unison* @pascalispunk
Coworker 1: what’s his insta again?
Me & coworker 2: *in unison* @pascalispunk
June 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
*discussing Pedro Pascal’s vanity fair spread*
Coworker 1: what’s his insta again?
Me & coworker 2: *in unison* @pascalispunk
Coworker 1: what’s his insta again?
Me & coworker 2: *in unison* @pascalispunk
We can’t start world war 3 y’all I just got new boobs MY LIFE IS BARELY STARTINGGGFF
June 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We can’t start world war 3 y’all I just got new boobs MY LIFE IS BARELY STARTINGGGFF
Happy Father’s Day to my ZADDY Pedro pascal 😚
June 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Happy Father’s Day to my ZADDY Pedro pascal 😚
I need that feeling of seeing justice at Coachella in 2012 injected into my veins
May 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I need that feeling of seeing justice at Coachella in 2012 injected into my veins
Me finding out fuckin PIZZA can have like 10g of protein a slice 🤯
April 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Me finding out fuckin PIZZA can have like 10g of protein a slice 🤯
Why do I keep seeing sun burnt ass white people on my fyp. Cant yall wear sunscreen DAMN 🙄🙄
April 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why do I keep seeing sun burnt ass white people on my fyp. Cant yall wear sunscreen DAMN 🙄🙄
Not me getting compliments on my teeth cuz of Aimee Lou wood lmao never would have EVER expected that 😂 love her
April 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Not me getting compliments on my teeth cuz of Aimee Lou wood lmao never would have EVER expected that 😂 love her
CHELSEAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOO
April 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
CHELSEAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOO
The way I was medically diagnosed with huge knockers lmao
April 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The way I was medically diagnosed with huge knockers lmao
Me: *chugs metamucil*
Bo: niice
Me: what?
Bo: it’s nice to see you chug drinks it doesn’t happen often
Me: oh that’s true
Bo: 🎶 it used to be jägerbombs, now it’s Metamucil🎶
Me: 🎶 oh yeAaa 🤟🏽🤟🏽🎶
Bo: niice
Me: what?
Bo: it’s nice to see you chug drinks it doesn’t happen often
Me: oh that’s true
Bo: 🎶 it used to be jägerbombs, now it’s Metamucil🎶
Me: 🎶 oh yeAaa 🤟🏽🤟🏽🎶
March 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Me: *chugs metamucil*
Bo: niice
Me: what?
Bo: it’s nice to see you chug drinks it doesn’t happen often
Me: oh that’s true
Bo: 🎶 it used to be jägerbombs, now it’s Metamucil🎶
Me: 🎶 oh yeAaa 🤟🏽🤟🏽🎶
Bo: niice
Me: what?
Bo: it’s nice to see you chug drinks it doesn’t happen often
Me: oh that’s true
Bo: 🎶 it used to be jägerbombs, now it’s Metamucil🎶
Me: 🎶 oh yeAaa 🤟🏽🤟🏽🎶
It’s not just a BOULDER…it’s a 🥺rock🥺
March 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It’s not just a BOULDER…it’s a 🥺rock🥺
“Incestuous demon twink”
March 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
“Incestuous demon twink”
This the part some of y’all ain’t getting
re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens
March 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This the part some of y’all ain’t getting
I love DJ FIFI LA ROUX that bitch knows the fuckin vibbbbeeeeee
March 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love DJ FIFI LA ROUX that bitch knows the fuckin vibbbbeeeeee
Damn the wonders a cheeseburger can do for my soul 😂
March 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Damn the wonders a cheeseburger can do for my soul 😂
One nudge away from booking a tattoo
March 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
One nudge away from booking a tattoo
-sigh- I don’t have left over calories for a sweet treat 🥲🥲
February 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
-sigh- I don’t have left over calories for a sweet treat 🥲🥲
18 days without BOOZE. I haven’t noticed a difference tbh
February 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
18 days without BOOZE. I haven’t noticed a difference tbh
Theo James is so hot 🤤🤤🤤 with them glasses 🫦
February 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Theo James is so hot 🤤🤤🤤 with them glasses 🫦
THE QUESTION IS….. would I enjoy being at a rave 🤔🤔🤔 what would the music at a twin peaks rave even be like?? 🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️
February 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
THE QUESTION IS….. would I enjoy being at a rave 🤔🤔🤔 what would the music at a twin peaks rave even be like?? 🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️
Wow I’m missing out on all the anglerfish lore on TikTok ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
February 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Wow I’m missing out on all the anglerfish lore on TikTok ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
Dam after a year and a half I think my bald spot is finally growing back 🥹🥹🥹 I miss wearing my hair up 😭😭
February 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Dam after a year and a half I think my bald spot is finally growing back 🥹🥹🥹 I miss wearing my hair up 😭😭
Too much nazi happening in these commercials. Fuck Kanye and fuck Elon musk
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Too much nazi happening in these commercials. Fuck Kanye and fuck Elon musk