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It's messed up that Facebook translates "independence day" in various languages to "4th of July". It does to Finnish at least, and it's weird to see every December.
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's messed up that Facebook translates "independence day" in various languages to "4th of July". It does to Finnish at least, and it's weird to see every December.
Pie for breakfast the day after Thanksgiving, like a true American.
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Pie for breakfast the day after Thanksgiving, like a true American.
I love that my algorithms include so many people with limb differences and both physical and mental disabilities. Way better senses of humor.
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I love that my algorithms include so many people with limb differences and both physical and mental disabilities. Way better senses of humor.
My favorite thing about the Phan reveal is all the like circa 2011 style edit videos I'm seeing.
October 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My favorite thing about the Phan reveal is all the like circa 2011 style edit videos I'm seeing.
I hate how much I enjoy watching copaganda. I know it's morally questionable. I know it's not great art or particularly well written. But give me a clear bad guy and someone to root for, and I'm locked in for 43 minutes.
September 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I hate how much I enjoy watching copaganda. I know it's morally questionable. I know it's not great art or particularly well written. But give me a clear bad guy and someone to root for, and I'm locked in for 43 minutes.
Is there anything more millennial than talking to your partner over chat through cat gifs? My cat of choice whenever possible is Salem Saberhagen.
August 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Is there anything more millennial than talking to your partner over chat through cat gifs? My cat of choice whenever possible is Salem Saberhagen.
If I want to romanticize my childhood, I'll remember that we had a slide at school called "the big kid slide". We also had an old play structure in one part of the playground we called "the wooden constructure". Is that not delightful?
August 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If I want to romanticize my childhood, I'll remember that we had a slide at school called "the big kid slide". We also had an old play structure in one part of the playground we called "the wooden constructure". Is that not delightful?
Realizing maybe people never notice how pretty my eyes are because I never look at anyone enough for them to actually see my eyes. Hashtag autism
July 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Realizing maybe people never notice how pretty my eyes are because I never look at anyone enough for them to actually see my eyes. Hashtag autism
Masktok is the 2020s version of the Myspace emo boys
July 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Masktok is the 2020s version of the Myspace emo boys
Like, don't tell me to say hi to my dad from you. Don't tell me he's looking good. Don't swoon near me when you hear him read at church. Yes, he's a relatively attractive widower who's pretty active and capable for being in his 70s. But if you wanna flirt with him you ain't doing it through me.
June 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Like, don't tell me to say hi to my dad from you. Don't tell me he's looking good. Don't swoon near me when you hear him read at church. Yes, he's a relatively attractive widower who's pretty active and capable for being in his 70s. But if you wanna flirt with him you ain't doing it through me.
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A reminder of a pretty etymology to brighten the day. The ‘daisy’ takes its name from the Old English ‘dæges ēage’, ‘day’s eye’, because it opens its petals at dawn, and closes them again at dusk.
April 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
A reminder of a pretty etymology to brighten the day. The ‘daisy’ takes its name from the Old English ‘dæges ēage’, ‘day’s eye’, because it opens its petals at dawn, and closes them again at dusk.
I think my dad might have been a Gestalt language processor. I think that's maybe why he speaks in catch phrases like a cartoon character.
April 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I think my dad might have been a Gestalt language processor. I think that's maybe why he speaks in catch phrases like a cartoon character.
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I had a dream I got in a plane with RFK jr. as the pilot and he almost killed us three times and I kept sarcastically calling him “Bobby” and then he accidentally suffocated himself in an air lock and I had to go in and give him mouth to mouth to revive him, which worked.
April 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I had a dream I got in a plane with RFK jr. as the pilot and he almost killed us three times and I kept sarcastically calling him “Bobby” and then he accidentally suffocated himself in an air lock and I had to go in and give him mouth to mouth to revive him, which worked.
Something I think a lot of people don't know about Detroit is that like 90% of pictures of it are taken from Canada
April 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Something I think a lot of people don't know about Detroit is that like 90% of pictures of it are taken from Canada
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Word of the day is ‘hingum-tringum’: 19th-century Scots for feeling feeble or barely presentable, and just about hanging together.
March 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Word of the day is ‘hingum-tringum’: 19th-century Scots for feeling feeble or barely presentable, and just about hanging together.
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Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.
February 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.
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Truly the easiest prompt Brennan has ever been given 🐷
March 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Truly the easiest prompt Brennan has ever been given 🐷
Can't wait until my arm no longer looks like a football
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Can't wait until my arm no longer looks like a football
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I’m like a lithium ion battery . Bad for the environment and prone to exploding
January 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’m like a lithium ion battery . Bad for the environment and prone to exploding
Holding my chest like Napoleon in the car so my chest doesn't bounce with all the bumps on the road and pull on one of my surgery sites. Man this cancer thing is fun. Add in the lightning bolts of nerve... Signals... In my arms and I'm having a blast.
January 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Holding my chest like Napoleon in the car so my chest doesn't bounce with all the bumps on the road and pull on one of my surgery sites. Man this cancer thing is fun. Add in the lightning bolts of nerve... Signals... In my arms and I'm having a blast.
When I have to wake my husband up I become Pingu
January 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When I have to wake my husband up I become Pingu
My stuffed tiger is being "load bearing" by holding the weight of my left tit so I can lay on my side without it pulling on the incision under my arm. It's a blessing and a curse to be this hot.
January 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
My stuffed tiger is being "load bearing" by holding the weight of my left tit so I can lay on my side without it pulling on the incision under my arm. It's a blessing and a curse to be this hot.
Sometimes I get legitimate joy from saying things in the most blunt and shocking way possible. Maybe it's the autism. Maybe it's the trauma. But just flatly describing the worst parts of my life and seeing the horrified reactions... Kethartic.
January 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Sometimes I get legitimate joy from saying things in the most blunt and shocking way possible. Maybe it's the autism. Maybe it's the trauma. But just flatly describing the worst parts of my life and seeing the horrified reactions... Kethartic.
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Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
January 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.