PT Piranha
@ptpiranha.bsky.social
(he/him)
Human being and not a snake person.
Human being and not a snake person.
Me when people would rather use AI:
September 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Me when people would rather use AI:
Intsys be like: "Okay we got Engage out of our systems, we'd better give the nerds their gritty war slop. Then make Warioware. Then make Paper Mario. Then make a Fire Emblem for us again, like Engage."
September 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Intsys be like: "Okay we got Engage out of our systems, we'd better give the nerds their gritty war slop. Then make Warioware. Then make Paper Mario. Then make a Fire Emblem for us again, like Engage."
Direct/Pokemon thoughts:
1. Can't wait for Mega Greninja to get all the "upside down" jokes Claude Fire Emblem got in 2019.
2. After thinking about it for a few minutes, I've decided to find it charming that Ditto's response to needy Pokemon is to become a trainer.
1. Can't wait for Mega Greninja to get all the "upside down" jokes Claude Fire Emblem got in 2019.
2. After thinking about it for a few minutes, I've decided to find it charming that Ditto's response to needy Pokemon is to become a trainer.
September 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Direct/Pokemon thoughts:
1. Can't wait for Mega Greninja to get all the "upside down" jokes Claude Fire Emblem got in 2019.
2. After thinking about it for a few minutes, I've decided to find it charming that Ditto's response to needy Pokemon is to become a trainer.
1. Can't wait for Mega Greninja to get all the "upside down" jokes Claude Fire Emblem got in 2019.
2. After thinking about it for a few minutes, I've decided to find it charming that Ditto's response to needy Pokemon is to become a trainer.
Galaxy is a good direction for the Mario movie to take. Of the most popular Mario games, Galaxy has the most distinct hook. So the movie can keep a broad audience of people who liked SMG on Wii while also not blending in with the 2023 movie too much.
September 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Galaxy is a good direction for the Mario movie to take. Of the most popular Mario games, Galaxy has the most distinct hook. So the movie can keep a broad audience of people who liked SMG on Wii while also not blending in with the 2023 movie too much.
Missed opportunity for Snake Eater Delta to not add a new Cobra named The Dorcelessness.
September 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Missed opportunity for Snake Eater Delta to not add a new Cobra named The Dorcelessness.
I don't get youtubers who spoil their whole video in the thumbnail. Do they want me to watch it or not?
Even from a baiting perspective, I feel like there's more lucrative angles with which to bait people. Pedants like me wouldn't be a large enough percentage.
Even from a baiting perspective, I feel like there's more lucrative angles with which to bait people. Pedants like me wouldn't be a large enough percentage.
September 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don't get youtubers who spoil their whole video in the thumbnail. Do they want me to watch it or not?
Even from a baiting perspective, I feel like there's more lucrative angles with which to bait people. Pedants like me wouldn't be a large enough percentage.
Even from a baiting perspective, I feel like there's more lucrative angles with which to bait people. Pedants like me wouldn't be a large enough percentage.
One thing that makes me feel old is the fact that I'm not entertained by watching youtubers yelling about things anymore, and I'm not eager to watch gaming youtubers fail at the same tasks over and over.
August 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
One thing that makes me feel old is the fact that I'm not entertained by watching youtubers yelling about things anymore, and I'm not eager to watch gaming youtubers fail at the same tasks over and over.
YT algorithm is nuts. Watch a few videos of a guy, don't even sub? Homepage goes, "HERE'S THEIR COMMUNITY POST ABOUT THEIR MOM'S FUNERAL, SINCE YOU LIKE THIS CHANNEL".
And I'm like "DUDE! Youtube, that's for their fans, don't give me that! I'm just a rando who watched a couple vids!"
And I'm like "DUDE! Youtube, that's for their fans, don't give me that! I'm just a rando who watched a couple vids!"
August 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
YT algorithm is nuts. Watch a few videos of a guy, don't even sub? Homepage goes, "HERE'S THEIR COMMUNITY POST ABOUT THEIR MOM'S FUNERAL, SINCE YOU LIKE THIS CHANNEL".
And I'm like "DUDE! Youtube, that's for their fans, don't give me that! I'm just a rando who watched a couple vids!"
And I'm like "DUDE! Youtube, that's for their fans, don't give me that! I'm just a rando who watched a couple vids!"
I liked new King of the Hill. The "new age bad" was mostly kept to Episode 1, and done as graciously as KoTH often has. Some characters were MIA, but it left room for the ones we have to do more. Hopefully more episodes can round out the cast. Dale and Kahn's VAs aren't 10/10 but doing their best.
August 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I liked new King of the Hill. The "new age bad" was mostly kept to Episode 1, and done as graciously as KoTH often has. Some characters were MIA, but it left room for the ones we have to do more. Hopefully more episodes can round out the cast. Dale and Kahn's VAs aren't 10/10 but doing their best.
Book 2, Chapter 7 of Avatar the Last Airbender is titled: "Zuko Alone". But if you pay close attention, you'll actually find there are other characters near Zuko at various points during the episode. This means the episode title was, in fact, untrue.
August 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Book 2, Chapter 7 of Avatar the Last Airbender is titled: "Zuko Alone". But if you pay close attention, you'll actually find there are other characters near Zuko at various points during the episode. This means the episode title was, in fact, untrue.
We as a society have finally started to make fun of "the situation is (adjective)" video titles.
Now we need to go after "we need to talk about (subject)" video titles.
"We need to talk" just reeks of self-important armchair advice that wouldn't actually work.
Now we need to go after "we need to talk about (subject)" video titles.
"We need to talk" just reeks of self-important armchair advice that wouldn't actually work.
April 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
We as a society have finally started to make fun of "the situation is (adjective)" video titles.
Now we need to go after "we need to talk about (subject)" video titles.
"We need to talk" just reeks of self-important armchair advice that wouldn't actually work.
Now we need to go after "we need to talk about (subject)" video titles.
"We need to talk" just reeks of self-important armchair advice that wouldn't actually work.
Reposted by PT Piranha
I'm not an Elden Ring fan. I'm sure "tarnished" is a very special, meaningful word in context.
But it is hilarious to me, out of context, that the Switch 2 port is called "Tarnished Edition". Like "aw man I got the tarnished version of the game..."
But it is hilarious to me, out of context, that the Switch 2 port is called "Tarnished Edition". Like "aw man I got the tarnished version of the game..."
April 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm not an Elden Ring fan. I'm sure "tarnished" is a very special, meaningful word in context.
But it is hilarious to me, out of context, that the Switch 2 port is called "Tarnished Edition". Like "aw man I got the tarnished version of the game..."
But it is hilarious to me, out of context, that the Switch 2 port is called "Tarnished Edition". Like "aw man I got the tarnished version of the game..."
I'd like to drop a PSA into the void:
Creating is infinitely better than sitting around and talking about creating.
Today is yesterday's tomorrow. There's always something you could theoretically add or fix. You'll never feel ready.
If you write it, it will come.
Creating is infinitely better than sitting around and talking about creating.
Today is yesterday's tomorrow. There's always something you could theoretically add or fix. You'll never feel ready.
If you write it, it will come.
March 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'd like to drop a PSA into the void:
Creating is infinitely better than sitting around and talking about creating.
Today is yesterday's tomorrow. There's always something you could theoretically add or fix. You'll never feel ready.
If you write it, it will come.
Creating is infinitely better than sitting around and talking about creating.
Today is yesterday's tomorrow. There's always something you could theoretically add or fix. You'll never feel ready.
If you write it, it will come.
Omega is one of the funniest Sonic characters because he's this B-lister whose entire gimmick is hating the main villain of the series, despite rarely interacting with Sonic.
It's like if Bowser was Waluigi's mortal enemy.
It's like if Bowser was Waluigi's mortal enemy.
March 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Omega is one of the funniest Sonic characters because he's this B-lister whose entire gimmick is hating the main villain of the series, despite rarely interacting with Sonic.
It's like if Bowser was Waluigi's mortal enemy.
It's like if Bowser was Waluigi's mortal enemy.
I consider myself an "arm's length" Sonic fan. I appreciate the games, I know a lot, but won't go out of my way for everything.
Cross Worlds is the first time I've been excited for a Sonic racing game, and it's almost entirely because of the comprehensive roster.
Unironic Zazz fan since 2015.
Cross Worlds is the first time I've been excited for a Sonic racing game, and it's almost entirely because of the comprehensive roster.
Unironic Zazz fan since 2015.
March 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I consider myself an "arm's length" Sonic fan. I appreciate the games, I know a lot, but won't go out of my way for everything.
Cross Worlds is the first time I've been excited for a Sonic racing game, and it's almost entirely because of the comprehensive roster.
Unironic Zazz fan since 2015.
Cross Worlds is the first time I've been excited for a Sonic racing game, and it's almost entirely because of the comprehensive roster.
Unironic Zazz fan since 2015.
Remember, folks:
Just because someone on Youtube has a distinctive costume, unique thumbnail, long runtime, and films themselves in front of their PC setup- that doesn't mean that they're right.
Just because someone on Youtube has a distinctive costume, unique thumbnail, long runtime, and films themselves in front of their PC setup- that doesn't mean that they're right.
February 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Remember, folks:
Just because someone on Youtube has a distinctive costume, unique thumbnail, long runtime, and films themselves in front of their PC setup- that doesn't mean that they're right.
Just because someone on Youtube has a distinctive costume, unique thumbnail, long runtime, and films themselves in front of their PC setup- that doesn't mean that they're right.
[Generic, nondescript post so that this website is still being used and viable, thus the zeitgeist doesn't move back to Twitter.]
February 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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That guy from the Astro Bot song:
"SAY WHAT?!!!?!?!?!?!?"
"SAY WHAT?!!!?!?!?!?!?"
January 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
That guy from the Astro Bot song:
"SAY WHAT?!!!?!?!?!?!?"
"SAY WHAT?!!!?!?!?!?!?"
I'm pretty sure at least three days in a row, my newsfeed on AOL could be summarized as:
"This person died"
"These people died"
"This celebrity wore a bikini"
"This person died"
"These people died"
"This celebrity wore a bikini"
January 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm pretty sure at least three days in a row, my newsfeed on AOL could be summarized as:
"This person died"
"These people died"
"This celebrity wore a bikini"
"This person died"
"These people died"
"This celebrity wore a bikini"
Usually I have no interest in brutal bonus stages in games. But something about Astro Bot pulls me in. Besides wanting to save more robots, the gameplay is snappy and feels good, and rarely does it ask more than your base moveset. So it's fun and fair. Stayed up way too late for this game, haha.
December 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Usually I have no interest in brutal bonus stages in games. But something about Astro Bot pulls me in. Besides wanting to save more robots, the gameplay is snappy and feels good, and rarely does it ask more than your base moveset. So it's fun and fair. Stayed up way too late for this game, haha.
4 characters that describe me.
Post yours or don't.
Post yours or don't.
December 19, 2024 at 7:14 PM
4 characters that describe me.
Post yours or don't.
Post yours or don't.
Reposted by PT Piranha
Found this random screencap of Big Bird looking like he's about to address the allegations.
October 19, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Found this random screencap of Big Bird looking like he's about to address the allegations.
DeviantART be like:
November 30, 2024 at 7:25 PM
DeviantART be like: