Jen Shorten
@ptexpat.bsky.social
Food obsessed traveler. Mountain goat. Professional data nerd. All opinions are mental.
How many Leeds United supporters are there on Bluesky??
January 26, 2026 at 10:29 PM
How many Leeds United supporters are there on Bluesky??
This is so funny to me. The idea that we Jews would be running en mass to live in a country where the is a guy dressing like this running a militia force that is putting people in camps.
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 AM
This is so funny to me. The idea that we Jews would be running en mass to live in a country where the is a guy dressing like this running a militia force that is putting people in camps.
I don't even have the energy to be surprised by this hackneyed bullshit.
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I don't even have the energy to be surprised by this hackneyed bullshit.
You can’t be fooled on 1 April if you sleep right through it.
April 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
You can’t be fooled on 1 April if you sleep right through it.
Timmie who we adopted 8 weeks ago also has totally elevator butt and my god it’s the best thing ever. She’s too cute to be real.
March 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Timmie who we adopted 8 weeks ago also has totally elevator butt and my god it’s the best thing ever. She’s too cute to be real.
First Flash is my work buddy Timmie
February 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
First Flash is my work buddy Timmie
No I have no idea why my productivity has dropped at work.
February 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
No I have no idea why my productivity has dropped at work.
Succinct analysis of Trump’s tariffs
February 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Succinct analysis of Trump’s tariffs
Took Timmie to see our vet this morning and as we suspected she is either very or completely deaf. She’s perfect regardless. But if anyone has any tips for training a deaf cat to recognise hand signals that would be great. #deafcat
January 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Took Timmie to see our vet this morning and as we suspected she is either very or completely deaf. She’s perfect regardless. But if anyone has any tips for training a deaf cat to recognise hand signals that would be great. #deafcat
Hi to your Timmy from my Timmie
January 26, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Hi to your Timmy from my Timmie
Timmie continuing to settle in well. Already cannot imagine life without her.
January 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Timmie continuing to settle in well. Already cannot imagine life without her.
Thought I’d introduce my newly adopted cat Timmie. She’s 10-12 years old, lost her whole right ear canal to cancer and is the sweetest, softest, most loving cat. She’s perfect. 😍
January 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Thought I’d introduce my newly adopted cat Timmie. She’s 10-12 years old, lost her whole right ear canal to cancer and is the sweetest, softest, most loving cat. She’s perfect. 😍
Gonna be doing this
January 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Gonna be doing this
Has anyone suggested he could retrain for cyber?
September 30, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Has anyone suggested he could retrain for cyber?
What....and I cannot stress this enough...the fuck?
August 21, 2024 at 2:24 PM
What....and I cannot stress this enough...the fuck?
I am loving having zero context for this interaction 😀
December 13, 2023 at 1:48 PM
I am loving having zero context for this interaction 😀
Of all of the things the PM of Israel could have been doing right now? The self serving arrogance of both of these men is truly astonishing to witness. I sincerely hope this stunt backfires for both of these fools.
November 27, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Of all of the things the PM of Israel could have been doing right now? The self serving arrogance of both of these men is truly astonishing to witness. I sincerely hope this stunt backfires for both of these fools.
Finally FINALLY a major newspaper has not gone with a euphemism to describe what we should all see is happening
October 6, 2023 at 6:43 AM
Finally FINALLY a major newspaper has not gone with a euphemism to describe what we should all see is happening
I love that I got to be the 1489th like
July 28, 2023 at 8:33 PM
I love that I got to be the 1489th like
Ah Scotland ye beauty
July 25, 2023 at 7:30 AM
Ah Scotland ye beauty