She looked at him very seductively, yet he was busy eating that small piece of blue cheese.

I when I come into the room and the party starts and I plug in the speakers and ragby when I come into the room, bitch

I am feeling horror vacui (that Roomba is sucking quite menacingly)

Sugar? How you get so fly?

I got scammed at #Prague airport by this Rubeš guy. Crazy. He was saying something about “nechot na ztaromag” and “sexual organs”. Don’t know why he put a gun towards my head. Pretty crazy.

Help, my little sister is getting the wrong ideas. Could it be from Luigi and Mario?