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Dressed all over and zesty mordant
@psyoureanidiot.bsky.social
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Immunologist. Vaccine quality specialist. Idiot.
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November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Two mochi ring doughnuts, barely touching The "ass to ass!" guy from Requiem for a Dream
October 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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A screenshot from the Simpsons. Mr Smithers is in the town hall audience saying "I like the way Snrub thinks" to the person next to him.
October 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Homer Simpson is on his hands and knees of his living room, staring at the TV. Bart and Lisa are seated on the couch behind him. Bart is saying "There's your answer, fish bulb."
August 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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More from the Simpsons is mockingly saying "oooh, la-di-da Mr. French man."
July 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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A screenshot of the Simpsons. Lionel Hutz, surrounded by a myriad of the show's supporting cast, says "It's a thorny legal issue all right. I'll need to refer to the case of finders vs. keepers."
June 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Annual reminder for all the dads
A screenshot from Futurama. Dr. Zoidberg is an audience member at a show, angrily heckling the performance. The text "You're dad and you should feel dad" is overlaid on the image. (The original quote from the show is "you're bad and you should feel bad")
June 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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A first aid kit was relocated in my office. Rather than fill/paint the mounting holes, they taped up (poorly) colour-matched sheets of paper.

So for those railing against wasted money in the public service, here: WE'RE LITERALLY PAPERING OVER HOLES IN THE WALL.
Strips of paper taped on a wall. The colours of both do not match.
June 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Fucksakes I just tried it and it even got the date wrong
A screenshot of a Google search for "is it 2025". The result reads "no, it is not 2025. The current year is 2024. According to a calendar. It is May 28, 2024." Note, this search was performed on May 29, 2025.
May 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Moe from the Simpsons saying: "Immiggants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears I knew it was them!"
April 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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The Sickos haha guy meme
April 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
A photo of a Dempsters promotional sale rack for muffin tops with the slogan "Top of the muffin to you" on it
April 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Ahh the annual bounty
A metal bristle left behind by a street sweeper.
April 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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A screenshot of professor Frink from the Simpsons, with caption reading "If I leave this location, another bar will move right in. They're like hermit crabs."
April 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Anyone in #Ottawa know to whom I can report this obviously predatory scam?
April 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Same guys? They can get fucked, tariffs be damned.
Screenshot of a news story, reads "Jack Daniel's maker says it will cancel its DEI goals" "Whiskey maker will exit Human Rights Campaign LGBTQ ratings. Company will remove diversity goals for workforce, suppliers."
March 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Amidst the meltdown of Western civilization I invite you to enjoy this frankly insane copy on the side of a bag of milk bread.
The side of a bag of milk bread. It reads: "Baking is also called baking and baking. Baking is a process in which products are baked into finished products at high temperature in the oven. It is the main method for the maturity of West Point. A series of physical, chemical, and biochemical changes occur in the baking process, such as water evaporation, gas expansion, protein solidification, starch gelatinization, oil melting and oxidation, caramelization of sugar and Maillard browning reaction. After baking, the white and moist substances and inedible bread dough are changed into bread with attractive golden baking colour and rich taste."
February 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Remember when the real world was real and the parody world was parody? Good times.
A screenshot from Futurama. Senator John Jackson says "I say your three-cent titanium tax goes too far." A screenshot from Futurama. Senator Jack Johnson says "And I say your three-cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."
February 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I got the medicine
A Sherwood deli chicken, bacon, and avocado sandwich sits on a plate. In the background there's a can of Canada Dry blackberry ginger ale slightly out of focus.
February 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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My retirement plan is secure.
A photo of multiple boxes of Lowry's Cherry Blossom confections, soon to be discontinued by Hershey's Canada (unless that's a marketing ploy).
January 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Four panels of screenshots from Mad men. Don, Roger, Pete, and Joan are drinking in a bar, sad after SCDP is being absorbed by McCann Erickson. The captions read: Roger: "I feel like I should make a toast." Joan: "Again?" Roger: "Well, we didn't drink to David." (edited) Joan: "Glad he missed it."
January 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Homer Simpson is standing over his exact double (with an English moustache) who is lying unconscious on a sidewalk. His double's crumpled hat lies nearby. Homer has a delighted smile on his face. The caption reads "*gasp* That dog has a puffy tail!"
January 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Mr burns spitting out coffee in shock. He's so decrepit that his entire face goes flaccid.
December 8, 2024 at 1:05 AM