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Hi-tech lo-life. Sewer dwelling mutante. Yung Lich. Paramutagen from space. The video word made flesh. The Hall & Oates of Javascript.
But seriously...how...just how is this dude so charismatic, always? It's uncanny.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I mean, you know charisma had something to do with it though.
Look at them in a row together.
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
🤔🤔🤔
October 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Was rewatching Walking Dead and it's so weird when people frame a scene and...no one involved notices a major flaw.

There is literally no way a zombie could *walk* onto a pike at those angles. They'd literally have to be dropped on them.
(also the idea of walking into impalement is stupid)
October 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
First time driving on sand. Wouldn't send it up a dune but lil truck handled it p decently
September 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Tonight's place to dwell after a couple nights indoors in Astoria.
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My campsite was frosted when I woke up. Bit colder than forecasted.
September 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm drunk dialing your mom from the woods.
September 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Real nice out here. Near Santiam Junction
September 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hell yeah haven't done this in forever.
Took some random turns down a fire trail until I stopped seeing any sign of other campers.
Wound up on top a shrubby little mountain at a dead end. No one but me up here.
September 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
September 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Ukraine is fucking killing it.
This is $28. Shipped direct for an added $15.
DBK did a torture test and it's p impressive. Will find out myself next week.
September 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
TFW it's a friday
September 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
What do you mean civil war is cancelled? I got my uniform on and everything.
September 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
September 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The perfect knife doesn’t exist… oh my god.

I was not aware of Work Tuff before today. Of course everything is limited run.
September 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If you see this, post a monster
(bsky.app/profile/crim...)
August 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I tried out Monster Hunter World and I already love it because...well...look at this beautiful and majestic man. That's a hero if I ever saw one.
August 24, 2025 at 7:25 AM
stolen meme #89994
August 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
So to my actual surprise I realized after a few throws I could call shots like pool, and hit one of these quarter sized dots first try.
August 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
One of the things I love most about my desktop right now is watching it do...this. Growing little cities/fungal networks or w/e.
It's actually made my desktop space something I want to look at.
Windows didn't do this.
August 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
July 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
June 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
June 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM