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Safety Shuckle
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Shuckles across the world remain dubious as King Tsubotsubo seeks to erase rumors of his involvement in egg trafficking and personal relationship with Giovanni. Shuckles are encouraged to talk with their young ones about what to do if an evolved pokemon makes them uncomfortable. Knowledge is safety!
July 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Citizen Safety is a top priority for this administration," says King Tsubotsubo. Other shuckles respond with confusion. Some Pokémon have commented online that they feel LESS safe with King Tsubotsubo being given extraordinary powers including forbidden moves and hidden abilities.
March 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Tying your shoelaces can be very challenging when you don't have fingers. However, if you plan to play sports or go for jog it is more important to stay safe and keep good traction. Ask a friend for help or consider slip-on styles.
February 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Flight safety is absolutely critical for travel, especially for Pokémon like Shuckles who cannot learn the right moves even with HMs. Alternative measures are high risk and discouraged. Latias Airlines has released a statement condemning the recent changes in safety measures and firings.
February 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Shuck it. Kill all Nazis.
January 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Holiday cheer and love help keep our mental health and emotions in balance. Even for those who are in a different region or no longer on your team, share some berry juice with all!
December 25, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Berry picking is an excellent, healthy hobby. Stay safe in the woods with your map, compass and berry identification handbook. You can practice orienteering safely in the Safari Zone or check in with your local Nosepass Council for regional advice.
December 15, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Hypopixelitas affects older shuckles and can result in rough shell texture, diminished visual acuity, and slowed movements. Fortunately, this condition is often treatable by reducing exposure to environmental factors most commonly found in the Johto Region.
December 11, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Sharing drinks with friends is a great way to stay safe and have fun. Keep in mind, not all Pokémon have the same stats. While everyone gets along it's a small risk, but you should keep your wits about you.
December 8, 2024 at 5:46 PM
If you risk taking damage from a super effective move, consider using Withdraw to avoid fainting. Staying in your shell until the danger has passed may be your safest option.
Or, you can avoid the battle all together by not siding with the dastardly Team Rocket and defunding of our PokèCenters.
December 7, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Adolescent shuckles begin to develop their secondary tentacles and shell ports around lvl 30 but earlier cases are common. This is an exciting time when parents and trainers can talk with the young shuckle about boundaries, self care, and safe visits to the daycare center.
December 2, 2024 at 2:07 PM
An extreme over abundance of nutrients or exposure to industrial waste can trigger the condition known as Shiny Syndrome. The Johto Regional Government is currently investigating local berry farms and the poke ball factory in Cianwood City. See a doctor if you or a loved one show shell changes.
December 1, 2024 at 4:41 AM
A resurgent 37 year old trend, "Corking" is a growing and serious danger for young Shuckles. While some online influencers have proclaimed health and defense benefits, the Ace Trainers Association and the Nurse Joy Union have released a joint statement outlining the risks including shell damage.
November 29, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Stay safe when swimming by always knowing when the tide will come in. If you get stuck on an outlying rock or island, you may not be able to call for help.
November 27, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Take care to keep yourself moisturized and protected and avoid over exposure to bright sunlight. While a tan can be great, sunburns are no joke.
November 26, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Remember to always use a straw to stay safe from spills when drinking juice!
November 15, 2024 at 5:37 PM