I'm pretty sure Captain Falcon is also called a bounty hunter because he...drives a cool future car in space.

Oh yeah. Throw that ambient club music on anytime.

Invest in leech futures, bloodletting is coming back in a big way.

I just only feel in control when I assume the role of a Virtua Fighter 1 character.

"Academia is just a scam invented by academics to sell more Academia, and she thinks she's running Amway."
That's all it would take.

I already told anyone who will listen that I wanna see the opera based on it, I'm fucked.

Honestly, I went in there because my dad asked me to pick a few things up and it was the closest place to his spot. None of the bargains were very good, the selection was awful, a bunch of shelves weren't even stocked, like—

Mushashi-ass poster.

You got my hopes up.

Amazing since one of the best globally ranked fighting games players is a non-binary furry

I try to be open-minded, but they're really giving ammo to the, "Those who can't create become critics," gang.

Which I do get, but you really need to be able to see a situation from an outside perspective rather than only through the lense of your own experience.

Florida actually has better community resources than you'd probably imagine. Like, Metro Inclusive Health is probably the only way some people can access mental health counseling at low or no cost.