Psychorabbit
psychorabbit15.bsky.social
Psychorabbit
@psychorabbit15.bsky.social
He/Him I used to be able to draw, but I hate everything I do right now. Gay, in a relationship. I like tanks and explosions.
Good god, those are expensive. Maybe you should do a gofundme.
June 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I did. She just gave me a confused look.
May 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'd say a baby costs a tiny bit more than 5k. Should someone tell them?
April 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
So if we doubled the minimum wage, we would approach the norm for the rest of the world. (We'd still be on the lower side.)
March 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If we could do a Viserys Targaryen thing with this bruise, but speed it up 150%, that would be great.
February 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I don't think the Philadelphia Eagles have written a song I've ever liked.
February 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Maybe the dog was trying to sound like a man sounding like a dog.
February 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
So... in a world of corporations, be a Taylor Swift.
January 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"Can you forgive the man that stabbed and is currently stabbing you?"

"Can he stop stabbing me first?"

"Answer the question, please."
January 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
An accomplishment is an accomplishment. Go you.
January 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Banana, but that's not a great name for a lady.
January 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This has to be the most metal Onion article I've read. 🤘
December 23, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Thursday is my pay day, so it's the coolest kid on the block for me.
December 20, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Their name is "Wham.' Hardness is implied.
December 18, 2024 at 4:40 AM
While I appreciate her ability to manipulate the weather, Storm really did stay in the Senate for too long.
a cartoon of storm , a female superhero from the x-men series , flying through the air .
ALT: a cartoon of storm , a female superhero from the x-men series , flying through the air .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 1:39 AM
That's why Sesame Street is usually sponsored by the letter G and the rest.

Have you seen the financial reports on letters? They're not as profitable as you'd think they'd be.
December 17, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Jelly Roll. His first song was alright, but every song after that was just whining.
December 14, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I'm gonna eat the rich, no war but class war...
December 13, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Get revenge by copy pasting the article.
December 13, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Sometimes, the evolutions don't work out.
December 8, 2024 at 5:42 AM
5 passes to 6 receivers. That makes me think two receivers caught the ball together.

Maybe double receptions should be a thing?
December 6, 2024 at 10:55 PM
True.

If I went urban exploring, I'd never be able to find pieces of a mech suit I could later assemble.

The most I'd probably get is an infection.
December 5, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Let's plays were good for that for a while. Now I don't even have time for that.
December 2, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Do the same with fast food drive through, please. Orders taking longer than a minute get ejected to the back of the slow lane.
December 2, 2024 at 4:40 AM