Xena Lance
@psychopathicphobia.bsky.social
A Deinonychus loose in the world does not discriminate. Everybody looks edible.
Consumerism has gone from innovation to how to part idiots with their cash for as much as ridiculousness would allow.
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Consumerism has gone from innovation to how to part idiots with their cash for as much as ridiculousness would allow.
I truly wish when trump says “drill bay drill” he is referring to his own lobotomy.
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I truly wish when trump says “drill bay drill” he is referring to his own lobotomy.
This justice department is like the one friend who is fine with any restaurant but not Italian, not French, not Chinese, Nor Japanese, not Mexican, not Spanish, nothing ethnics, nothing too spicy or too sweet, but otherwise it’s totally up to you where we go.
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This justice department is like the one friend who is fine with any restaurant but not Italian, not French, not Chinese, Nor Japanese, not Mexican, not Spanish, nothing ethnics, nothing too spicy or too sweet, but otherwise it’s totally up to you where we go.
I am pretty sure they believe trump did way more than just “being aware of”. This is the guy who can’t be aware of anything unless it’s presented in colorful charts and graphics and shoved into his face; the guy who thinks he invented the word “grocery”.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I am pretty sure they believe trump did way more than just “being aware of”. This is the guy who can’t be aware of anything unless it’s presented in colorful charts and graphics and shoved into his face; the guy who thinks he invented the word “grocery”.
If I were named J. Donald Vance, I’d either be chronically depressed or be very tempted to make threats against them too.
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If I were named J. Donald Vance, I’d either be chronically depressed or be very tempted to make threats against them too.
Thinking you may get the flu from the flu shot is like believing you’ll get full from sniffing the bread.
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Thinking you may get the flu from the flu shot is like believing you’ll get full from sniffing the bread.
It’s like his tax return. Probably still being audited after 9 years.
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It’s like his tax return. Probably still being audited after 9 years.
The whole “antisocial behaviors for clout/views/attention” need to be outlawed. The fact that a group of people think it’s OK or even profit from them tells us something has gone fundamentally wrong with our society.
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The whole “antisocial behaviors for clout/views/attention” need to be outlawed. The fact that a group of people think it’s OK or even profit from them tells us something has gone fundamentally wrong with our society.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Trump dictionary:
Vulnerable = pretty young girls
Take care of = have sex with by force
Vulnerable = pretty young girls
Take care of = have sex with by force
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Trump dictionary:
Vulnerable = pretty young girls
Take care of = have sex with by force
Vulnerable = pretty young girls
Take care of = have sex with by force
Damn! So close…
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Damn! So close…
The president of law and order.
The president of peace.
The president of affordable grocery.
A Sack of shit that is more full of shit than just shit.
The president of peace.
The president of affordable grocery.
A Sack of shit that is more full of shit than just shit.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The president of law and order.
The president of peace.
The president of affordable grocery.
A Sack of shit that is more full of shit than just shit.
The president of peace.
The president of affordable grocery.
A Sack of shit that is more full of shit than just shit.
What I respect Sandler the most is that he strongly showed up to support Colbert, yet he is still able to stay friend with Rob Schneider, whom without Sandler’s help would not have been the lead of any movies.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
What I respect Sandler the most is that he strongly showed up to support Colbert, yet he is still able to stay friend with Rob Schneider, whom without Sandler’s help would not have been the lead of any movies.
Washington Post’s boss fawns and bootlicks at trump’s feet repeatedly, has he no moral compass or shame?
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Washington Post’s boss fawns and bootlicks at trump’s feet repeatedly, has he no moral compass or shame?
It’s sickening that these thugs could so brazenly decided who has been in the country longer that they have existed somehow doesn’t belong here. The entire ICE needs to be purged.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It’s sickening that these thugs could so brazenly decided who has been in the country longer that they have existed somehow doesn’t belong here. The entire ICE needs to be purged.
In that 1/3, there are 3 types - those who stand to lose great wealth and will do anything to prevent it; those who have so much hatred for anyone who is different from them that they’d rather all to suffer; and those who are moronically gullible - none of them want peace and prosperity for all.
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
In that 1/3, there are 3 types - those who stand to lose great wealth and will do anything to prevent it; those who have so much hatred for anyone who is different from them that they’d rather all to suffer; and those who are moronically gullible - none of them want peace and prosperity for all.
It lies on sexy couch.
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It lies on sexy couch.
Decades, even centuries, of being brainwashed into idolizing the wealthy and the powerful; measuring success through materialistic acquisition and accumulation, have created generations of people who not only think those in power are infallible, but they ought to use any means to acquire the same.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Decades, even centuries, of being brainwashed into idolizing the wealthy and the powerful; measuring success through materialistic acquisition and accumulation, have created generations of people who not only think those in power are infallible, but they ought to use any means to acquire the same.
I’ll bet suddenly trump is thinking perhaps he should have just admitted to the golden shower. Because after this there’s only beastiality and necrophilia left. (Vance has already called dibs on objectophilia)
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’ll bet suddenly trump is thinking perhaps he should have just admitted to the golden shower. Because after this there’s only beastiality and necrophilia left. (Vance has already called dibs on objectophilia)
It’s like trump’s beautiful, much cheaper and much better healthcare plan - ready to be announced in two weeks in 2018, for several two weeks, but in 2024 it was a “concept” of the plan. In 2025, there’s no more mentioning of it. I’ve seen toddlers making more cohesive lies.
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It’s like trump’s beautiful, much cheaper and much better healthcare plan - ready to be announced in two weeks in 2018, for several two weeks, but in 2024 it was a “concept” of the plan. In 2025, there’s no more mentioning of it. I’ve seen toddlers making more cohesive lies.
He probably read the news that Elon musk was on track to be the first trillionaire and he thought “nobody has ever said this word until I saw it. Trillion. It’s a beautiful word like grocery and affordability.”
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
He probably read the news that Elon musk was on track to be the first trillionaire and he thought “nobody has ever said this word until I saw it. Trillion. It’s a beautiful word like grocery and affordability.”
Ask Megyn Kelly or Donatella Trump? Either would be vastly entertaining.
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ask Megyn Kelly or Donatella Trump? Either would be vastly entertaining.
Didn’t they claim trump was an FBI informant infiltrated the Epstein circle to expose him? Or was that just another bullshit they flung onto the wall but never stuck so they just let it slide down and become putrid? It WAS bullshit, wasn’t it?
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Didn’t they claim trump was an FBI informant infiltrated the Epstein circle to expose him? Or was that just another bullshit they flung onto the wall but never stuck so they just let it slide down and become putrid? It WAS bullshit, wasn’t it?
I’ll watch it if they renew Colbert.
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’ll watch it if they renew Colbert.