I've stopped putting "thank you for your email" in my out-of-office. I don't thank you for it. I don't want it! It'll be more work! Take your email and throw it in the sea please 🌊

My thought experiment: if I stopped working today, and responded to nothing bar confirming I was still alive (so the police didn't come round) how long till I was properly sacked?

Begun, this marking season has. Bring on the incorrectly cited textbook references!