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psychicbunny333.bsky.social
@psychicbunny333.bsky.social
yeah I might be dumb for trying to eat dirt. but your heart is full of hate and my heart is full of dirt
May 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
vampires trying to bite you are so corny like close ya mouth pookie you're letting the flies out
May 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
how does the pitcher tell the difference between the catcher calling the shot or just scratching his nuts
April 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Chili: Looks the Same Coming Out
April 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
same shit different ass
April 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
the gen-z version of finding a 20 in your jacket pocket is remembering you have 200$ in your venmo account
March 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
sorry I can't come in to work today. yeah I'm awestruck by the serenity of nature rn
March 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
instead of snow it should rain white flower petals and then they'd cancel school because it was too pretty outside
March 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
(dreamed about stubbing my toe on my dresser) oughh... the Goddess Ares hath deigned to visit mine dream worlde... such honore...
March 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
guy who makes a shoegaze playlist but only adds deftones to it
March 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
using an ice cream scoop to shovel dirt into my mouth
March 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
what if his name was Fred E. Fazbear (the E stands for fivE)
March 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
(the 4th dimensional being watching a livestream of me on the toilet:) did you know that humans aren't conscious. they don't even know they exist
March 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM