Case Nightmare Entelechy

Barrett’s Privateers:The Next Generation!
This time we want more than American Gold, and we’re gonna get a better ending this time!

I had a tuxedoed gentlecat that would daintily lick my eyelids if he felt I wasn’t waking quickly enough to his liking

And we probably blend into the scenery when we sit or recline. I don’t think they’re entirely sure where we begin and the furniture ends

Don’t forget, they’re light sleeper, to them we have this unnerving habit of being virtually motionless and unresponsive for significant chunks of time. We keep dying and reviving inexplicably.

Welp, now that you’ve called it, that day is all but assured