@psychic-damage.bsky.social
They call it a heated argument because it's hot when someone gets mad at me.
July 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They call it a heated argument because it's hot when someone gets mad at me.
Sometimes the JD Vance photoshops just look like regular Tom Segura.
June 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sometimes the JD Vance photoshops just look like regular Tom Segura.
Having your keyboard sounds turned on in the psych office waiting room is a wild move.
May 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Having your keyboard sounds turned on in the psych office waiting room is a wild move.
"Another day at the coal mines."
Except I work at home on a website so its,
"Another day at the tummy ache factory."
Except I work at home on a website so its,
"Another day at the tummy ache factory."
April 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
"Another day at the coal mines."
Except I work at home on a website so its,
"Another day at the tummy ache factory."
Except I work at home on a website so its,
"Another day at the tummy ache factory."
Overheard at the bar: "The tofu wings don't come in flats.. they're just bricks."
April 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Overheard at the bar: "The tofu wings don't come in flats.. they're just bricks."
Do you think Donald Trump can grow facial hair?
March 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Do you think Donald Trump can grow facial hair?
Won't anyone please think of the people who are so sleepy but the dog needs to go out 😫😫😫
March 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Won't anyone please think of the people who are so sleepy but the dog needs to go out 😫😫😫
The old lady who runs the corner store called me baby and I'll be riding that high for the rest of the weekend.
February 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The old lady who runs the corner store called me baby and I'll be riding that high for the rest of the weekend.
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God didn't make me a women because it knew I'd teach my pussy to talk.
February 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
God didn't make me a women because it knew I'd teach my pussy to talk.
Sorry I'm late, it's just that a portal opened between the chaos dimension and my asshole.
February 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Sorry I'm late, it's just that a portal opened between the chaos dimension and my asshole.
One time I asked a girl at Wegmans where I could find "those tiny hot dogs" and she said "like hot dogs for babies??"
I hope she's doing okay.
I hope she's doing okay.
February 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
One time I asked a girl at Wegmans where I could find "those tiny hot dogs" and she said "like hot dogs for babies??"
I hope she's doing okay.
I hope she's doing okay.
Cracking a soda at 8AM feels so much more fucked up than cracking a beer at noon.
January 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Cracking a soda at 8AM feels so much more fucked up than cracking a beer at noon.
Thanks to the magic of Google Photos Memories, I just received an unsolicited dick pic from myself.
January 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Thanks to the magic of Google Photos Memories, I just received an unsolicited dick pic from myself.