Patrick Swayne
@pswayne7.bsky.social
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Someone even managed to grab a snap of me chowing down on shawarma in my pants full gremlin style
July 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Someone even managed to grab a snap of me chowing down on shawarma in my pants full gremlin style
Hag Do vibes were immaculate in Barcelona 🇪🇸 roll on the wedding trip to Colombia 🇨🇴
July 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hag Do vibes were immaculate in Barcelona 🇪🇸 roll on the wedding trip to Colombia 🇨🇴
Oh the hype is REAL real. Banger of a film! The comparisons some have made to From Dusk Till Dawn really don’t do it justice - it has much more humanity and is more interested in the spiritual connection of music & life. But when it springs into violence it doesn’t disappoint #Sinners
April 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh the hype is REAL real. Banger of a film! The comparisons some have made to From Dusk Till Dawn really don’t do it justice - it has much more humanity and is more interested in the spiritual connection of music & life. But when it springs into violence it doesn’t disappoint #Sinners
Suspended for 12 hours on twitter because I posted this video… what happened to comedy being legal on X dot com
April 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Suspended for 12 hours on twitter because I posted this video… what happened to comedy being legal on X dot com
Rediscovered this album thanks to Kelly Clarkson and had a full-body flashback to listening to this endlessly for like three weeks straight when I was in Year 9
April 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Rediscovered this album thanks to Kelly Clarkson and had a full-body flashback to listening to this endlessly for like three weeks straight when I was in Year 9
I am so outrageously hungover today
March 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I am so outrageously hungover today
The Great British railway infrastructure today:
March 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The Great British railway infrastructure today:
Decided my next rewatch will be The Sopranos, truly one of the best and it’s insane how much rizz this man had
March 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Decided my next rewatch will be The Sopranos, truly one of the best and it’s insane how much rizz this man had
Update your dictionaries then @nytimes.com
March 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Update your dictionaries then @nytimes.com
My godson is obsessed with me, and I love it
March 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My godson is obsessed with me, and I love it
Back in Blighty for the long birthday weekend, pit stop in London tonight then travelling back to Bournemouth tomorrow - so obviously I’ve checked in and immediately decamped to the bar for some alcohol and a bit of time with the Tucc’
March 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Back in Blighty for the long birthday weekend, pit stop in London tonight then travelling back to Bournemouth tomorrow - so obviously I’ve checked in and immediately decamped to the bar for some alcohol and a bit of time with the Tucc’
Conclave mention on paragraph one, chapter one
March 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Conclave mention on paragraph one, chapter one
March 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Me and my friend have just realised we have the same picture as our WhatsApp background, how has this happened
March 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Me and my friend have just realised we have the same picture as our WhatsApp background, how has this happened
1. Conclave - So much more than it sounds on paper, a murderer’s row of acting legends, incisive commentary, it looks incredible… I just love it.
March 2, 2025 at 10:16 AM
1. Conclave - So much more than it sounds on paper, a murderer’s row of acting legends, incisive commentary, it looks incredible… I just love it.
My own final #Oscars thoughts and rankings, you know the drill.
10. Emilia Pérez - if I was being charitable I’d say there were moments where it almost sold the lunacy but it takes itself too seriously. Utter shitshow.
9. A Complete Unknown - competently made biopic, nothing special
10. Emilia Pérez - if I was being charitable I’d say there were moments where it almost sold the lunacy but it takes itself too seriously. Utter shitshow.
9. A Complete Unknown - competently made biopic, nothing special
March 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
My own final #Oscars thoughts and rankings, you know the drill.
10. Emilia Pérez - if I was being charitable I’d say there were moments where it almost sold the lunacy but it takes itself too seriously. Utter shitshow.
9. A Complete Unknown - competently made biopic, nothing special
10. Emilia Pérez - if I was being charitable I’d say there were moments where it almost sold the lunacy but it takes itself too seriously. Utter shitshow.
9. A Complete Unknown - competently made biopic, nothing special
“You ain’t my muvva!” / “Yes I am!”
February 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
“You ain’t my muvva!” / “Yes I am!”
Kneecap and Better Man really should be up for International Feature too. Two of the best musical biopics I’ve seen in a long, long while
February 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Kneecap and Better Man really should be up for International Feature too. Two of the best musical biopics I’ve seen in a long, long while
- Timmy Chalamet and Sebastian Stan really should have been nominated for Dune and A Different Man (respectively) instead
- Daniel Craig (Queer), Angelina Jolie (Maria), Marianne Jean Baptiste (Hard Truths), Danielle Deadwyler (The Piano Lesson) - you will be avenged
- Daniel Craig (Queer), Angelina Jolie (Maria), Marianne Jean Baptiste (Hard Truths), Danielle Deadwyler (The Piano Lesson) - you will be avenged
February 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
- Timmy Chalamet and Sebastian Stan really should have been nominated for Dune and A Different Man (respectively) instead
- Daniel Craig (Queer), Angelina Jolie (Maria), Marianne Jean Baptiste (Hard Truths), Danielle Deadwyler (The Piano Lesson) - you will be avenged
- Daniel Craig (Queer), Angelina Jolie (Maria), Marianne Jean Baptiste (Hard Truths), Danielle Deadwyler (The Piano Lesson) - you will be avenged
Stray #Oscars thoughts ahead of Sunday’s ceremony…
- Dune: Part Two, Nickel Boys, and Sing Sing deserved way more above-the-line noms than they got - especially Nickel Boys in Acting, Dune in Director and Sing Sing in Picture
- CHALLENGERS WTF. It cannot be overstated how much they were robbed
- Dune: Part Two, Nickel Boys, and Sing Sing deserved way more above-the-line noms than they got - especially Nickel Boys in Acting, Dune in Director and Sing Sing in Picture
- CHALLENGERS WTF. It cannot be overstated how much they were robbed
February 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Stray #Oscars thoughts ahead of Sunday’s ceremony…
- Dune: Part Two, Nickel Boys, and Sing Sing deserved way more above-the-line noms than they got - especially Nickel Boys in Acting, Dune in Director and Sing Sing in Picture
- CHALLENGERS WTF. It cannot be overstated how much they were robbed
- Dune: Part Two, Nickel Boys, and Sing Sing deserved way more above-the-line noms than they got - especially Nickel Boys in Acting, Dune in Director and Sing Sing in Picture
- CHALLENGERS WTF. It cannot be overstated how much they were robbed
Like whatever you say, show, but this is *not* the face of a man who knows advanced trigonometry.
February 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Like whatever you say, show, but this is *not* the face of a man who knows advanced trigonometry.
MY RAZOR DOESN’T NEED AN APP FFS what are we even doing anymore
February 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
MY RAZOR DOESN’T NEED AN APP FFS what are we even doing anymore