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I do hospital contracts (not a lawyer), bowling, and poker.

Boring, mid-40s white guy, married Dad of 2 wonderful girls.

📍Central PA
I had to pause for a second while scrolling my TL to be sure these two were related
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
At the risk of being pedantic, I don't see the journo actually asking to leave without buying anything, just hypothesizing about what they would have had to do. How fucking hard is it to take the next journalistic step and see what happens when you try yourself and report it?
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Not exactly the point, but close. My first job was pumping gas at a gas station with a full service repair shop. They had this sign hanging in the office and it stuck with me.

Part of the problem, IMHO, is people thinking they will get everything they want with no sacrifices in all phases of life.
October 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
What's a Lee Greenwood?
October 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Realistic courtroom depiction my fucking ass.
October 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hang it in the Louvre.
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Alright, pop quiz hot shot.
September 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
@mbkplus.bsky.social I don't know how to take good astro pics, but the moon and a couple of stars looked really cool this morning. Does this particular stellar view have a name?
September 19, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Wanted for questioning
September 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Never forget.
August 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Not dog in this race, just FYI for the reason he picked MO
August 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I know it ain't officially licensed or anything, but my daughter just got an amazing Huntrix t-shirt (band from K-Pop Demonhunters) from Etsy.

That website is a wonderland.
July 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This is in my TL right below folks telling racists complaining about Zohran to GTFO of NYC. Kinda funny.
July 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Spoiler Alert: The gunshot and thud of a body hitting the floor at 7:14 was unexpected.
July 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Pretty meh, even by frozen pizza standards.
June 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It's after midnight, fams asleep, I'm high... I'm going for it.
June 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I don't know what we missed between Wreck-It Ralph (2012) and me and my kids getting to play Street Fighter 6 for the first time on our Switch 2, but we are confused.

When the hell did "Zahn-Geef" become "Zahn-Gee-Af"?

"I'm Zahn-Geef, I'm bad guy" is one of our most quoted lines of all time.
June 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Here in Pennsylvania, we are sophisticated and have "Fine" wine and spirits.
June 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Craziness aside...

IANAL, but I write contracts, amendments, LOAs, etc. as my profession. Is it just me, or is clause 1 here very poorly written?

I had to read it 10 times and mentally remove parentheticals just to understand what they were functionally saying.
June 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This little thread about the tank top is pure poetry and should be read in the voice of Robert California.
June 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What's a Texas Paul?
June 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Guess what just went on the Wegman's list. Thanks for the heads up.
June 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
@ifbookspod.bsky.social You assholes made me spit soda all over my steering wheel with this fucking line.
June 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
June 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I want to start a sportsbook where you can wager on the likelihood of future litigation resulting from a new-to-market product.

For the first betting line, the new Cherry Blossom flavored Pine-Sol energy drink from the Clorox Corp.

Wrongful death lawsuit within 1 year of launch: (-1100)
May 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM