Parker Stockwell
@pstock92.bsky.social
My friend just sent me THAT text about E33. Poor guy...
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My friend just sent me THAT text about E33. Poor guy...
The new Pokemon is cute and interesting but OH MY GOD JUST LET ME PLAY THE GAME. Every 5 feet is a new cutscene
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The new Pokemon is cute and interesting but OH MY GOD JUST LET ME PLAY THE GAME. Every 5 feet is a new cutscene
Every year, the boys get on Xbox and watch The Game Awards. This year, I am actually voting, because if Expedition 33 doesn't win GoTY I'll cry
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Every year, the boys get on Xbox and watch The Game Awards. This year, I am actually voting, because if Expedition 33 doesn't win GoTY I'll cry
Twin day about to go hard tomorrow when the whole ELA department rolls up with a "for those who come after"
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Twin day about to go hard tomorrow when the whole ELA department rolls up with a "for those who come after"
Yeah, rhystic study can get bent. That card had never made a single game more fun and interesting.
October 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yeah, rhystic study can get bent. That card had never made a single game more fun and interesting.
Oops. I'm Nadaar-posting again. If I could only ever play one deck for the rest of my life, I'd pick this guy.
October 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oops. I'm Nadaar-posting again. If I could only ever play one deck for the rest of my life, I'd pick this guy.
Just some normal guys hanging out.
September 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Just some normal guys hanging out.
I have a commander "problem" where I brew all my decks with 30+ creatures. So hear me out... 0 creatures with this guy
September 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I have a commander "problem" where I brew all my decks with 30+ creatures. So hear me out... 0 creatures with this guy
Bro, when the students hit you with the "you look really tired, did you sleep yesterday?" And you totally got 7 hours of sleep. Soul crushing
September 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bro, when the students hit you with the "you look really tired, did you sleep yesterday?" And you totally got 7 hours of sleep. Soul crushing
Game 1 of commander day just ended after 2.5 hours. Lol. "Infinite" dungeons in Nadaar, 3 card 12 mana combo baby
August 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Game 1 of commander day just ended after 2.5 hours. Lol. "Infinite" dungeons in Nadaar, 3 card 12 mana combo baby
P over here looking so tough for the splash pad.
August 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
P over here looking so tough for the splash pad.
I think people are starting to overthink efficiency so much on casual commander that they are pushing their decks into being actively worse.
Just saw an Ovika list with 0 rocks... Because a YouTuber said rocks aren't efficient. Rocks are better in that deck than almost any other!
Just saw an Ovika list with 0 rocks... Because a YouTuber said rocks aren't efficient. Rocks are better in that deck than almost any other!
August 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I think people are starting to overthink efficiency so much on casual commander that they are pushing their decks into being actively worse.
Just saw an Ovika list with 0 rocks... Because a YouTuber said rocks aren't efficient. Rocks are better in that deck than almost any other!
Just saw an Ovika list with 0 rocks... Because a YouTuber said rocks aren't efficient. Rocks are better in that deck than almost any other!
So I have to build this because it's my kid's name, right? Like I'm obligated to.
August 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
So I have to build this because it's my kid's name, right? Like I'm obligated to.
Booted up E33 for fun to finally complete my expert mode playthrough. Didn't mess with my build at all for the big fight. Hit em with a cool 47 million for the win. (Sad part was he only had a tiny chunk of health left) I really need to actually learn this fight some time.
August 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Booted up E33 for fun to finally complete my expert mode playthrough. Didn't mess with my build at all for the big fight. Hit em with a cool 47 million for the win. (Sad part was he only had a tiny chunk of health left) I really need to actually learn this fight some time.
Today I said goodbye to my good friend, Brudiclad. I had you for years and could never make you work. Too chunky, too telegraphed. The 7-8 times it did the thing were very cool (just should've happened more than that in nearly 100 games).
July 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Today I said goodbye to my good friend, Brudiclad. I had you for years and could never make you work. Too chunky, too telegraphed. The 7-8 times it did the thing were very cool (just should've happened more than that in nearly 100 games).
Played my two new final fantasy decks today. They're supposed to be bracket 2s, but I ran em against friends who haven't adjusted for that and are still running a ton of game changers and tutors in all their decks. Clive and Ardyn still slapped and might have to be advertised as no GC bracket 3s
July 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Played my two new final fantasy decks today. They're supposed to be bracket 2s, but I ran em against friends who haven't adjusted for that and are still running a ton of game changers and tutors in all their decks. Clive and Ardyn still slapped and might have to be advertised as no GC bracket 3s
Cutting Geist-Honored Monk for Dion in Nadaar. It feels sad because the monk weirdly has done great work over the years. But big guy or Nadaar enabling, blink target, with mini-overrun and removal? Power creep man
July 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cutting Geist-Honored Monk for Dion in Nadaar. It feels sad because the monk weirdly has done great work over the years. But big guy or Nadaar enabling, blink target, with mini-overrun and removal? Power creep man
The "Rate my Commanders" subreddit is so funny. Every post is like 5 Precon commanders and a jodah the unifier
July 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The "Rate my Commanders" subreddit is so funny. Every post is like 5 Precon commanders and a jodah the unifier
"I need to give you your Jomiraquai outfit." is such a funny text to receive.
a man wearing a black hat stands in a hallway
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July 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"I need to give you your Jomiraquai outfit." is such a funny text to receive.
No one tells you that toddlers will randomly rip their jammies off, look you in the eye, and laugh maniacally. Then start singing a song in their attempt at a British accent.
July 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
No one tells you that toddlers will randomly rip their jammies off, look you in the eye, and laugh maniacally. Then start singing a song in their attempt at a British accent.
FF6 is finally finished. I still cannot understand all the hype around it. Glad some folks love it but I never plan on revisiting that one. Now onto 7 or 9, I can't decide.
July 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
FF6 is finally finished. I still cannot understand all the hype around it. Glad some folks love it but I never plan on revisiting that one. Now onto 7 or 9, I can't decide.
Did the cool think instead of the right thing with my Clive deck's maiden voyage. The cool thing being flipping him with haste and throwing an embercleave on him with two combats. Also, Ardbert, Warrior of Darkness was a messed up magic card from that Precon.
July 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Did the cool think instead of the right thing with my Clive deck's maiden voyage. The cool thing being flipping him with haste and throwing an embercleave on him with two combats. Also, Ardbert, Warrior of Darkness was a messed up magic card from that Precon.
My wife went to an emo marching band parade today and that's a wild sentence
June 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My wife went to an emo marching band parade today and that's a wild sentence
Sleeving up the FFX precon with the intention of keeping it untouched... But that evolving wilds and temple of the false god in the mana base are really testing my self-control.
June 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sleeving up the FFX precon with the intention of keeping it untouched... But that evolving wilds and temple of the false god in the mana base are really testing my self-control.
Dropped FF6 as my handheld game for a bit to mess around with one of my absolute favorites from childhood. Happy to report that Final Fantasy Tactics Advance still slaps and is still satisfying and addicting
June 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Dropped FF6 as my handheld game for a bit to mess around with one of my absolute favorites from childhood. Happy to report that Final Fantasy Tactics Advance still slaps and is still satisfying and addicting