Elon paid for this headline so he can prove to the kids that he is sooo super cool.

Wonder if he pooped himself while he was asleep.

Canadian here. We just spent significantly more money on flights to Australia to avoid making a connection in the US.

Remember when he smoked weed on Rogan and his stock tanked for a bit? Yeah, that was a good time.

How long do you think it will take Trump to claim that because Santa is obviously American, the North Pole should be liberated? 3 months? A Christmas ‘truth’?

It’s probably Canadian money and nobody working the case has ever seen different coloured bills. Also, the Monopoly money has a higher American street value than Canadian money.

I’m trying to work on my story about a wizard and his dog. I have been working on for a very long time, but it is starting to come together.