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My mouse fell off of the arm rest and from the other room my husband says "ah the sounds of Patty hard at work" which was rude, but alas, I am clumsy.

Autocorrect just changed "pooper" to "proper," and I said aloud, "ohhhh autocorrect, I typed that on purpose."

Today’s pedantic pet peeve: ‘Every full moon I turn into a werewolf.’ No, no, no, you don’t. You’re already a werewolf. You’re a werewolf the whole time. Every full moon you turn into a *wolf*. The only time you ‘turned into a werewolf’ was that night when you first got bitten by another one.

I wake up with 30lbs of cats on my legs and wonder why my back hurts. #worthit #caturday