The entire point of a professional civil service is impersonal, reliable services— and it works!

This is tangential to the topic at hand, but that certificate was issued by the hospital where you were born. The DMV didn't take it because they can't verify hospital records. They are obliged, for very good reasons, to take only the birth record issued by (in this case) the State of Nebraska.

It'll lead to dancing.

There's an extended shot of her and Craig from behind and I remember thinking, "hey, they let her wear regular uniform pants instead of tailoring them for the bum shot".

Gowron's strength, up until the end, was being a huge asshole, but never the biggest asshole in the room.

I would expect them to ransom the loot, either to the government or the insurance company, for a fortune which is nonetheless only a fraction of its value.

D.A.R.V.O.

I'm kind of digging the idea.

"First and foremost: these women are your comrades. Treat them with that respect."

Betting on Trump forcing Congress to accept an objectively terrible deal in order to (he thinks) save his skin is at least realistic.

From my stand-up instructor, giving feedback on a bit:

"That could be funny, talking about how this person didn't reckon with you knowing everything about pens. I mean, I don't know, but... I believe that you know a lot about pens."

I assume this is to avoid a pay bump kicking in for the deployed troops.

Also, there's a very good chance that a significant number of people who make up "the base" are going to straight-up die from these policies.

Many Long Islanders knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you.

That's just a fact.