Patrick Smith
@psmithjournalist.bsky.social
Breaking news editor for nbcnews.com in London. SWFC and St Albans City fan. Mancunian. Likes memes.
It's essential for internet security experts to be surrounded by floating numbers like off of the Matrix, it helps repel foreign viruses or something IDK
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It's essential for internet security experts to be surrounded by floating numbers like off of the Matrix, it helps repel foreign viruses or something IDK
They should bring in a professional
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
They should bring in a professional
Pictures of hackers are among my favourite stock images, particularly anything involving someone in a mask or - the ultimate - a gun coming out of the screen like a budget Cronenberg film
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Pictures of hackers are among my favourite stock images, particularly anything involving someone in a mask or - the ultimate - a gun coming out of the screen like a budget Cronenberg film
that would seem to be the case - but acres of coverage has not confirmed it
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
that would seem to be the case - but acres of coverage has not confirmed it
I don't feel anyone has successfully answered the Q of why Davie stood down.
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I don't feel anyone has successfully answered the Q of why Davie stood down.
A little Christmas, every week
He's been! Father Binmas has been!
(100% Team Wednesday)
He's been! Father Binmas has been!
(100% Team Wednesday)
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
A little Christmas, every week
He's been! Father Binmas has been!
(100% Team Wednesday)
He's been! Father Binmas has been!
(100% Team Wednesday)
The bit about birds is… quite something
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The bit about birds is… quite something
I got excited when I thought it might be someone calling me a "cucktard" or similar.
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I got excited when I thought it might be someone calling me a "cucktard" or similar.
"Man copes with guilt of his failing marriage by forming unlikely musical bond with aliens" is probably less clickable
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"Man copes with guilt of his failing marriage by forming unlikely musical bond with aliens" is probably less clickable
I once went to a wake in a pub, happened to be Halloween. Did they take down the bloodied axes and skeletons for this event? No they did not. Were kids regulars in this boozer. Also no.
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I once went to a wake in a pub, happened to be Halloween. Did they take down the bloodied axes and skeletons for this event? No they did not. Were kids regulars in this boozer. Also no.
They did literally speak to Bill DeBlasio.
October 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
They did literally speak to Bill DeBlasio.