psimpsonuml.bsky.social
@psimpsonuml.bsky.social
“Donuts without sprinkles please”

“Gives me donuts with sprinkles”

“Can you give me ones without. My son is autistic and will have a fit”

“Oh that’s ok my son doesn’t like sprinkles either. It has nothing to do with his autism”

So mad
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Maybe we shouldn’t have elected people whose only experience with politics was playing nationstates and watching the show Revenge. .

Idiots
March 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
March 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
ALSO I’m pretty sure that the wording of the DOGE term letter is purposeful to cause unemployment claim rejection.

in most states if you don’t respond to an UI claim in 14 days it gets auto approved.

Given how many have been termed you’d need a team of 1k to do it
February 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
ATTENTION: if you are a federal employee, please look at your state labor laws to make sure you’re receiving final pay (and vacation payout) in a timely manner.

Don’t let DOGE screw you.
February 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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New post by Jason Benell @jastiger.bsky.social: Republicans continually substitute their preferences and donors' values for science, with dire consequences for all of us.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/02/03/r...
Republicans have a problem with science
Jason Benell: Republicans continually substitute their preferences and donors' values for science, with dire consequences for all of us.
www.bleedingheartland.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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BREAKING: A federal appeals court upheld a law that could result in TikTok being banned in the United States by the middle of next month, putting the future of one of the largest social media platforms in the country at risk.
A Federal Appeals Court Just Upheld the TikTok Ban. Here’s What Could Happen Next
The Supreme Court, President-elect Donald Trump, or an American buyer could intervene to save the video platform, which is used by some 170 million Americans.
www.wired.com
December 6, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Maybe if doctors don’t want people to webmd everything they shouldn’t let test results be published before they talk to patients
November 30, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Why aren’t we talking about how Trump is staffing his administration with People from the America First Policy Institute, Project 25, and Foxnews hosts?
November 27, 2024 at 11:00 PM
The Right ruins everything
I can’t tell you how different it is on X now after so many people have left. I have always followed mostly right-wing accounts because I cover them, and they are running out of people to pick fights with. So they’re just mostly fighting with each other.
November 24, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Anyone know if Makary or janette nesheiwat have claimed vaccines cause autism?
November 23, 2024 at 11:40 AM
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UPDATED: Trump's confirmed picks to lead US health agencies:

HHS - Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
NIH - Jay Bhattacharya
CMS - Mehmet Oz
CDC - Dave Weldon
FDA - Marty Makary
Surgeon General - Janette Nesheiwat

All have spread disinformation on vaccines and public health measures.
November 23, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Friendly reminder that RFKs policies will kill or maim millions of people.
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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Nicaragua: Ortega and wife to assume absolute power after changes approved
Nicaragua: Ortega and wife to assume absolute power after changes approved
Loyalist lawmakers give green light to constitutional amendment as authoritarian president, 79, tightens grip Nicaragua’s President Daniel Ortega and his wife are set to assume absolute power after loyalist lawmakers approved a constitutional amendment…
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2024 at 10:14 PM
It blows my mind that there are people out there who claim to be pro gay rights but ally with people who want to criminalize homosexuality because they feel like trans people are icky.

Fucking bullshit
November 22, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I hate Pam Bondi and her politics but she’s got more relevent experience for the job than every other cabinet pick, combined.
November 22, 2024 at 11:19 AM
McMahon, bondi, Whitaker, Collins, Ratcliffe, zeldin are all part of the America first policy institute
November 22, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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Trump names Pam Bondi as new AG pick after accused sex trafficker Gaetz withdraws.

Recall, in 2013 then-FL AG Bondi received an illegal campaign donation from the Trump Foundation just as Bondi was deciding whether to take legal action against Trump University. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Trump names Pam Bondi as new AG pick after first choice Matt Gaetz withdraws
Donald Trump has announced that former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi will be nominated as his US Attorney General, after controversial first pick Matt Gaetz withdrew from the role.
www.independent.co.uk
November 21, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Just deleted X
November 21, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Linda McMahon is a better pick for Education than Betsy Devos was.

Still a terrible pick.
November 20, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Spending years calling TruMp fascist only to bend the knee after the election is really fucking cowardly.

Morning Joe is pathetic
November 18, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Matt Gaetz is the most unqualified AG pick in modern history, in addition to the terrible things he has done.
November 17, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Imagine running a company and telling HR you want to hire your Dog Murdering, Road Kill loving, Couch fucking, Sex trafficking friends in managerial roles.
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Can you do threads in here?
November 15, 2024 at 8:55 PM
So this is the Social media site not run by the president or the president?
November 15, 2024 at 8:04 PM