Pete With The Cranberry Sauce
@pshumate.bsky.social
Author. Kentucky Colonel. A red-headed leftie with Type-O blood. I'm a relative unicorn. https://www.peteshumate.net
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It’s the most wonderful time the year!
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It’s the most wonderful time the year!
Even Lexi the Rogue thinks this temperature is garbage.
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Even Lexi the Rogue thinks this temperature is garbage.
“Pete, will you go in the kitchen and drop a few pieces of turkey?”
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“Pete, will you go in the kitchen and drop a few pieces of turkey?”
It’s just Vanilla Coke. I like Vanilla Coke, though.
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It’s just Vanilla Coke. I like Vanilla Coke, though.
As I’ve said, our library is great.
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
As I’ve said, our library is great.
Everything you need to know about me and Angie:
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Everything you need to know about me and Angie:
Bullwinkle!
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Bullwinkle!
Once again, science, I am asking you to calm all the way down.
October 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Once again, science, I am asking you to calm all the way down.
Woo Pig Sooie I guess.
October 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Woo Pig Sooie I guess.
It’s from this, which looks to be a predecessor (I think).
October 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It’s from this, which looks to be a predecessor (I think).
Wait. Is this a dig at The Tick?! I’m getting strong Bananaman vibes.
October 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Wait. Is this a dig at The Tick?! I’m getting strong Bananaman vibes.
This week’s library read:
October 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This week’s library read:
I developed a new musical fixation today.
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I developed a new musical fixation today.
Ema was just accepted to her top school!
October 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Ema was just accepted to her top school!
Am I remembering the wrong movie?
October 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Am I remembering the wrong movie?
You’re staying right here.
October 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You’re staying right here.
All right. Let’s start from the beginning.
October 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
All right. Let’s start from the beginning.
“I brought you the rest of my kolache.”
October 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“I brought you the rest of my kolache.”
Must come from a network of mycelial farmers.
October 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Must come from a network of mycelial farmers.
And one for the left arm.
October 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
And one for the left arm.
We’re heading to a hainted house in Texas and had to stop for supplies.
October 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We’re heading to a hainted house in Texas and had to stop for supplies.
Oh man, look what the library just got in!
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Oh man, look what the library just got in!
I’m a week late, but I finally made chicken paprikash for dinner! I followed @chefjohn.bsky.social’s recipe!
October 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’m a week late, but I finally made chicken paprikash for dinner! I followed @chefjohn.bsky.social’s recipe!
Do you think a depressed person could make THIS?
October 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Do you think a depressed person could make THIS?
You got me, library. I don’t l know a lot about either of these.
September 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You got me, library. I don’t l know a lot about either of these.