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pseudononymouse.bsky.social
He said explicitly that IF you are in a relationship with an undocumented immigrant, then marrying them would be more impactful. It's a very specific statement.
A series of tweets from @dieworkwear, also known as Derek Guy. In the last post he writes "If you're in a relationship with an undocumented immigrant, you can make a direct impact on their life by marrying them (if it is indeed a legit marriage, and I am not suggesting anyone enter a false marriage for green card reasons). IMO, this makes more of an impact than throwing bottles.
June 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
Boeing. Elon Musk. The Air Force. Dream team of folks that I want to pressure to build a vehicle that has to have a perfect record of ups and downs. Gotta do it fast! Get rid of all those slow checks!
The president has expressed deep frustration with the delays, tasking Elon Musk to work with Boeing and the Air Force to speed up the process. Those efforts have been moderately successful. Boeing's most recent estimated delivery date is now 2027, but Trump has made it clear he wants a new plane this year.
May 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
Hmmm.
Screenshot of article that says "Arsonist torches Tesla inside Detroit Parking garage" with the date Match 19, 2024 highlighted.
March 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
You may be eligible in a little over a week.

www.canada.ca/en/immigrati...
The Citizenship Act includes a first-generation limit to citizenship by descent. This limit generally means someone isn't automatically a Canadian citizen if they were born outside Canada to a Canadian parent, and their Canadian parent was also born outside Canada to a Canadian parent In December 2023, the Ontario Superior Court of Justice declared that the first-generation limit for many individuals is unconstitutional. However, the Court has suspended the declaration until March 19, 2025. This means that the current rules still apply until further notice. Find out how the first-generation limit affects
March 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
Fuck Fan Duel. Absolutely canceling this shit and I've only had it a month. Why would anyone pay to watch a fucking error screen.
Fan duel sports app showing an error screen instead of the Detroit Red Wings game that customers pay for. Bally's/fan duel sucks so fucking bad that they should be investigated by useless senators that aren't doing anything meaningful for their constituents anyway.
March 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
C'mon, we can do way better than these headline writers. I'll go first:

Trump abandons Post WWII order; scolds Ukrainian President while defending America's historical enemies.
A photo of Donald Trump leaning forward and accusingly pointing the Ukrainian President, Volodymyr Zelensky. The headline from the Washington Post reads "Fiery meeting with Zelensky upends Trump's Russia-Ukraine peace deal"
March 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
How many Americans die each year from decisions made about their healthcare?
The Atlantic asking the Question: why not charge people to see Bin Laden's Death Photo?
December 12, 2024 at 3:24 AM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
Was his name Harry?
A golden retriever is pulling at what appears to be a massive head wound on a man laying against the arm of a couch. The man is Dana Carvey playing "Massive Head wound Harry" on Saturday Night Live.
December 7, 2024 at 10:09 PM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
Post a non-religious photo that you think of as holy.
Michigan State football player Kyler Elsworth jumping over a pile of players to stop Stanford's running back from gaining the first down in the 2013 Rose Bowl, preserving the win for Michigan State.
November 20, 2024 at 11:02 PM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
Completely unsurprising that David Brooks would blame liberal college professors and the ivy league for the chasm between college and non-college educated people, instead of the Republicans that have consistently cut state funding and caused tuition to soar, making college unattainable for many.
An email from David Brooks advertising his new story in The Atlantic. Dear Reader, The diploma divide is driving American politics. Donald Trump surged back into power with the support of millions of high-school-educated voters who are furious at the college-educated elite. But the diploma divide isn’t only a political divide. It’s a social divide. High-school-educated people die eight years younger than college-educated people, on average. They are much more likely to perish from opioid addiction, to have children out of wedlock, to be obese, to say they have no close friends. The academic-performance gap between kids who come from affluent families and those who come from less affluent families is greater than the academic gap between white and Black students in the age of Jim Crow. There is a chasm dividing American society, and it is defined primarily by education levels. For the past year, I’ve tried to understand this chasm—where it came from, and what can be done to close it. I learned that this chasm didn’t just happen. It was created. A group of well-meaning college administrators decided, in the middle of the 20th century, that they would segregate America by intelligence. They defined intelligence in a very specific and narrow way: the ability to perform well in academic settings and standardized testing. Students who had these skills were admitted into elite universities and then funneled into jobs at the commanding heights of society—in finance, law, government, and media, and atop large corporations. They married other people with these skills, invested massively in their children, who then went off to the same elite universities, and presto—you’ve got an inherited caste system. Is today’s leadership class governing well? No. Is today’s leadership class trusted and respected by a wide swath of Americans? No. Has today’s leadership class used the system to lock in its privileges? Yes. The meritocracy needs to be transformed from top to bottom. In my new cover story for The Atlantic, I describe what a more humane, just, and democratic meritocracy could look like. Regardless of how you feel about the outcome of the presidential election, the problem is not just Donald Trump. It’s the way we as a society sort people, putting some on the escalator to affluence and tossing others out. In my essay, I try to imagine a better world. Thank you for subscribing to The Atlantic and for supporting stories like this—ones that not only examine how we got here but also envision where we could go next.
November 15, 2024 at 4:18 PM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally
November 5, 2024 at 1:21 PM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
Peak baseball card design.
1990 Topps Baseball card for Detroit Tigers Catcher Mike Heath. Phenomenal card design with a series of gradient boxes around the rim of the card. These were really making a statement.
October 17, 2024 at 11:25 PM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
Man, fuck these cops! It's not stealing when there's a disaster and people have no water.
Washington Post article about the devastation caused by Hurricane Helene in North Carolina. Highlighted section talks about Police driving away people taking bottled water from a wrecked 18-wheeler.
September 30, 2024 at 12:13 PM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
Fuck your love. Is it love that the families of the victims feel when they deal with unimaginable loss?

Deal with the fucking guns, you assholes!
September 5, 2024 at 12:26 AM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
We all know that in moments of crisis we lean on addicts recently convicted of felony gun crimes. This is how you win elections, folks!
Screenshot of a NY times article with highlighted text that reads: "One of the strongest voices imploring Mr. Biden to resist pressure to drop out was his son Hunter Biden, whom the president has long leaned on for advice "
July 1, 2024 at 12:28 PM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
FDA eliminates the restriction on gay men from donating blood! That's incredible that it's finally happened.
An email from the American Red Cross talking about the elimination of the prohibition on gay men from donating blood.
August 9, 2023 at 7:27 PM
pseudononymouse.bsky.social
It's hot upstairs, might as well retreat to 2003 in the basement.
The vinyl record of Give Up by the Postal Service
August 3, 2023 at 11:19 PM