pseudoclever
@pseudoclever.bsky.social
Long-time Sizeplay writer and occasional 3D artist. I write sexy stories about big and small people that hopefully make you feel more than just horny. She/they pronouns, https://linktr.ee/pseudoclever
🔞ADULTS ONLY🔞
🔞ADULTS ONLY🔞
The Hancock Building is RIGHT THERE. Doing the math, it's about three steps away if you're big enough to insert the Sears Tower. It's a much more "ergonomic" shape once you break off the antenna. And there's the obvious pun.
July 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The Hancock Building is RIGHT THERE. Doing the math, it's about three steps away if you're big enough to insert the Sears Tower. It's a much more "ergonomic" shape once you break off the antenna. And there's the obvious pun.
If I were to get specific about whether I'd use these terms to mean internal or external parts, it would look like this. It's interesting, because there aren't common-use medical terms that mean both internal and external parts. But depending on context ALL these terms can
July 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
If I were to get specific about whether I'd use these terms to mean internal or external parts, it would look like this. It's interesting, because there aren't common-use medical terms that mean both internal and external parts. But depending on context ALL these terms can
Ah! This is a common misconception. From the wonderful Girlsex 101 by Allison Moon and KD Diamond. One of the great anatomy pages; the last line is the relevant one.
July 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Ah! This is a common misconception. From the wonderful Girlsex 101 by Allison Moon and KD Diamond. One of the great anatomy pages; the last line is the relevant one.
POV: you have a friend who is an erotica author (ie ME) and you ask them their opinion about different synonyms for "vulva."
July 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
POV: you have a friend who is an erotica author (ie ME) and you ask them their opinion about different synonyms for "vulva."
June 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
2. In terms of stories, I always come back to "The Slumber Party" by Sally Reynolds. And I often think of the dialogue in "My Sister Naomi" by Stewy, very inspiring.
And if anyone could tell me who the artist is HERE... maybe my all time favorite~
And if anyone could tell me who the artist is HERE... maybe my all time favorite~
April 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
2. In terms of stories, I always come back to "The Slumber Party" by Sally Reynolds. And I often think of the dialogue in "My Sister Naomi" by Stewy, very inspiring.
And if anyone could tell me who the artist is HERE... maybe my all time favorite~
And if anyone could tell me who the artist is HERE... maybe my all time favorite~
April 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Happy #InternationalTinyDay!
Get you someone who knows how to care for someone your size. I suggest starting with cat owners~
Get you someone who knows how to care for someone your size. I suggest starting with cat owners~
April 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Happy #InternationalTinyDay!
Get you someone who knows how to care for someone your size. I suggest starting with cat owners~
Get you someone who knows how to care for someone your size. I suggest starting with cat owners~
SISTERHOOD OF SIX
My sizeplay novel, the sequel to Eve's Boutique is now available! Get it for free, or buy it wherever fine books are sold and support me~
"Magical size-shifting dumpster fire queers save the multiverse from a nihilistic mommy dom"
linktr.ee/pseudoclever
#SizeSky #Giantess
My sizeplay novel, the sequel to Eve's Boutique is now available! Get it for free, or buy it wherever fine books are sold and support me~
"Magical size-shifting dumpster fire queers save the multiverse from a nihilistic mommy dom"
linktr.ee/pseudoclever
#SizeSky #Giantess
February 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
SISTERHOOD OF SIX
My sizeplay novel, the sequel to Eve's Boutique is now available! Get it for free, or buy it wherever fine books are sold and support me~
"Magical size-shifting dumpster fire queers save the multiverse from a nihilistic mommy dom"
linktr.ee/pseudoclever
#SizeSky #Giantess
My sizeplay novel, the sequel to Eve's Boutique is now available! Get it for free, or buy it wherever fine books are sold and support me~
"Magical size-shifting dumpster fire queers save the multiverse from a nihilistic mommy dom"
linktr.ee/pseudoclever
#SizeSky #Giantess
My 2nd #giantess novel is coming out in 2 weeks~!
A sequel to "Eve's Boutique," it features lots of sex, size change, and big feelings besides just 'extremely horny.'
"Magical dumpster-fire queers team up to save the multiverse from nihilism, in the form of a southern belle mommy-dom."
#Sizesky
A sequel to "Eve's Boutique," it features lots of sex, size change, and big feelings besides just 'extremely horny.'
"Magical dumpster-fire queers team up to save the multiverse from nihilism, in the form of a southern belle mommy-dom."
#Sizesky
February 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
After years of writing size erotica, I have a particular set of skills~
January 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
After years of writing size erotica, I have a particular set of skills~
Basically a superstar multi-talented media mogul~
January 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Basically a superstar multi-talented media mogul~
January 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My next novel, a sequel to "Eve's Boutique," is getting REALLY close to being done.
Have some content warnings, and the first paragraph~
Have some content warnings, and the first paragraph~
January 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My next novel, a sequel to "Eve's Boutique," is getting REALLY close to being done.
Have some content warnings, and the first paragraph~
Have some content warnings, and the first paragraph~
I got witches for DAYS
December 20, 2024 at 5:45 AM
I got witches for DAYS
Lilith's got an important question for ya~
December 15, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Lilith's got an important question for ya~
December 7, 2024 at 7:58 PM
15. "Eve's Boutique" is the best thing I've written, but that got a fair amount of attention.
Instead, how about the two-years-later vignette, in which Abigail the Hero and Lilith the Villain* have a much-needed conversation, and mostly opt to not use words.
archiveofourown.org/works/594339...
Instead, how about the two-years-later vignette, in which Abigail the Hero and Lilith the Villain* have a much-needed conversation, and mostly opt to not use words.
archiveofourown.org/works/594339...
December 3, 2024 at 6:24 PM
15. "Eve's Boutique" is the best thing I've written, but that got a fair amount of attention.
Instead, how about the two-years-later vignette, in which Abigail the Hero and Lilith the Villain* have a much-needed conversation, and mostly opt to not use words.
archiveofourown.org/works/594339...
Instead, how about the two-years-later vignette, in which Abigail the Hero and Lilith the Villain* have a much-needed conversation, and mostly opt to not use words.
archiveofourown.org/works/594339...
5. A lot, and I love them to pieces.
December 2, 2024 at 7:36 PM
5. A lot, and I love them to pieces.