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The Mad Toad King
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Anu, King of Gods, destroyer of free worlds.
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The Mad Toad King @psdame.bsky.social · Apr 16
This dynamic graphic novel is the tale of the Mad Toad King in real time. Image ALT tags provide more context. Unique # tags help structure the story by topic.
LEGAL: Although this story is pure fiction, it may be similar to events and persons both living and dead. #dontdisappearme
Anu--King of the Gods. Destroyer of worlds.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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The Mad Toad King is building a beauty of a brummagem *ball*room. A memorial to the Mad King’s mentor, Epstain’s ghost is granted gleeful gaze. Dozens of donors demurred and the costs were considerably castrating. Ms. Max is pardoned and welcoming the new *girls* to the Caligula-themed spa opening.
Now that the Mad Toad King has the balls of some of the largest corporations in America, he needs some place to display them. He has hit on the fantastic idea of a Versailles-style BALL-room. --Of course it will serve the dual purpose of a men-only spa run by the now-pardoned Ms. G. Max. Here she introduces the new masseuses to their new billionaire friends. --And everyone keeps their eyes wide shut.
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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The Mad King will soon be the “Bailout King”. After bailing out Tierra del Argentine, the farmers need some bailing, especially with their soybeans. The Mad King has a novel solution: “TKS—The King’s Soy” program. Like “Reagan Cheese”, but it promotes “SOY IS JOY!” Vegans rejoice.
#agraguild
The Mad Toad King is buying up the soybean farmer's product much like Reagan did in the 80s. The Mad King is following that playbook by giving soy products to the starving masses caused by his horrific economic policies. "Let them eat soy!" he cries. And then shouts his catchphrase "SOY IS JOY". Vegan's rejoice as tofu from the Mad Toad King's "SOY IS JOY" program to feed those left starving by his economic policies. -The farmers are "FED UP!"
October 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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The Mad Toad King bailed out his fascist-first friend dictating over Tierra del Argentine by showering him with $20B coin and favor. In return, Javier “Cabeza de Mopa” Milei, gave the Mad King a golden shower by removing a 26% soybean export tax. The Red Dragon is happy. Farmers are not.
#agraguild
The Mad Toad King presented Javier “Cabeza de Mopa” Milei with $20B coin to bail out his failing economy.; at the behest of TreSec Beesent. The Mad Toad King receives a lesson in negotiation skills as Javier “Cabeza de Mopa” Milei of Tierra del Argentine pisses all over him by undercutting Anu,merican farmers' soybean prices. BUT! He has a solution. Just give him two weeks. The Red Dragon of The Middle Kingdom celebrates his defeat of the Mad Toad King on the world stage. He has proclaimed this day VA day! Victory over Anu'merica! Farmers are nearly up to their asses in soybeans with no relief except the Mad King's Social Alms program. Which he will yield with indiscriminate wisdom and skill for his loyal supporters. BUT WAIT! He has a concept of a plan for all of those unsold soybeans! Just give him two weeks!
October 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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The Mad King and SecDef Hogsbreath called all the mighty-might Gens and Ads to bend the knee. It is a loyalty test for both. Who will stand by in the face of fascists waging war upon their own cities? Who will stand by their oath to the Constitution? Some expect a bloodbath, in both senses.
#mtkmil
The Mad Toad King's orange glow was especially slathered as he addressed over 800 of HIS mighty-might military Gens and Ads. Hogsbreath berated his betters and burdened his brothers. And boy, are they pissed! The Mad Toad King has promised war in Anu'merican cities. The only thing that stops him are the mighty-might military Gens and Ads who oppose fascists through their oath to the Constitution. The first bloodbath will come for those who forego their oath for safety, if not security. It is sometimes a fair trade, but at other times a collaborator’s retreat. Regardless, it does not end well. The Mad Toad King has a second bloodbath solution for the mighty-might military Gens and Ads who vehemently oppose fascists through their oath to the Constitution.
October 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Once upon a time, long before the Mad Toad King’s Anu’merica, there was a great generation that believed fascism is evil and the antithesis of democracy. They were willing to travel across the globe to stop its spread. They were called anti-fascists, or ANTIFA. Now they are terrorists.
#IamAntifa
American Antifa Soldier fighting hand-to-hand with the fascist Nazi oppressor during WWII. "In general, people who identify as antifa are known not for what they support, but what they oppose: Fascism, nationalism, far-right ideologies, white supremacy, authoritarianism, racism, homophobia and xenophobia. "
September 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Of all the King’s men, TreSec Scott Beesent wants most to suck honey from the Mad Toad King’s puny penile proboscis. When told of FHFA Director Bile Pukle’s backbiting, Beesent bit back. Apparently, Pukle’s face faced pugilistic pummeling. This is round 2 or 3 for Beesent. Remember Elon?
#mtkbest
The Mad Toad King’s puny penile proboscis. How else would the honey get distributed? "Why the fuck are you talking to the Mad King about me? Fuck you." "It's either me or him... You tell me who's getting the fuck out of here." When Pukle asked if they could go outside to talk, Beesent replied, "No, I'm going to fucking beat your ass." Remember the slap fight Beesent had with Elon? #mtkbest
September 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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The Mad Toad King graced Epstain with a nifty-fifty self-styled b-day card. Though Le Cirque Médiatique has yet to reveal the real deal, ZMT has an exclusive photo of the Mad King’s special bawdy greeting to his BFF. It is enigmatic and the Mad King has yet to decipher it for us.
#epghost #mtkzmt
Enough said. (c)ZMT
July 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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SecDef Hogsbreath is restoring the warrior ethos to the King’s mighty-might by having them fill-in for DC workers sacked by the Mad Toad King and his malicious minions. The most lethal forces ever known to the world are forced to serve the Mad King and his lackeys by picking up trash. HUA!
#mtkDoD
Soldiers brought to D. C. to fight crime are instead fighting grime. These lethal troops are picking trash in the shadow of the Marine War Memorial. Good on them for doing whatever it takes to support the Mad Toad King! These soldiers discuss their love for the Mad Toad King and their new warrior ethos mission statement: Mulch everything! You can see they are sweeping the forest floor per the Mad King's directive.
August 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The Mad Toad King has a novel concept of a plan: Work Or Else (WOE) Plantations will result in 100% employment, provide low-cost produce, solve the migrunt farm worker crisis, while also addressing the able-bodied-young-males-sitting-in-the-basement and the hutless parasites.
#mtKpclass
Banana Republic ICE agents watch over the Parasite-Class of previously able-bodied-young-males-sitting-in-the-basement and the hutless as they are forced to harvest bananas at the Central Tejas WOE Plantation Banana Republic ICE agents watch over the Parasite-Class of previously able-bodied-young-males-sitting-in-the-basement and the hutless as they are forced to harvest coffee at the Southern Florista WOE plantation. Only the goggs and controller are left on this couch previously occupied by Parasite-Class able-bodied-young-male-sitting-in-the-basement. He has been taken to a farm where he can work or serve those that do. Everyone is overjoyed that the Mad King has removed all the Parasite-Class hutless from our city streets. They may have gone to the farms, but who really knows. Soylent Green.
August 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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SecDef Hogsbreath is preparing the subjects for the invasion of Tierradelsur on the southern border. He is doubling down on the “Candy-Lords sweeten the GovPot. Blah. Blah. Kill them all with our mighty might.” They have our guns. Good folk will die. And the addicts lust yet.
#sudkriegg #capcuda
The Candy-Lords are to the Mad King what OTAN the Freedom Clan was to Tsar Putina of Ruski: A pretext for war. Night amphibious crossing of "The Big Anu'merica River". Which was renamed from the "Rio Grande" by the Mad Toad King himself. The Mad Toad King's Army breaches the border wall of Tierradelsur on the southern border. He is searching for the Candy-Lords that slake the sweet-teeth of Anu'mericans. Of course, a huge portion of the war budget will have to be allocated to contractors such as Tesla, SpaceX, Nerolink, Starlink, and all enterprises tended by President Muskrat. Other companies may attend to his scraps.
March 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Promises made, promises klepto.
P1: Petrol below $2. The oily-garchs are expecting a blood bath. And not the good kind.
P2: Lower the price of everything. Stagflation, recession, and unemployment first though, okay?
P3: Deport immigrunts. Habeus Corpus becomes Habeus Corpses.
#mtkprom #mtkecon
There will be blood. Oily-garchs are worried because just the thought of "Drill Baby Drill" is causing them to hemorrhage. Meet Stagflation. This creature appears when the econ gets fat from inflation through tariffs but lacks the legs to carry the GDP forward. Habeus Corpus becomes Habeus Corpses. The Mad King heaps the Constitution onto his pyre of pyrrhic victory.
May 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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The Mad Toad King’s ill formed illiteration: “Buh-bye bad bureau break biche. Janky job numbers are a joke. My minions’ magical maths will massage my economics ego.” Sane Wash: He's fired the person who reported true but poor economic numbers and now wants you to trust him. It’s a con/scam.
#mtkecon
The Mad Toad King is using his magical maths again to disrupt reality and confuse those so easily confused. This time he's all, "OFF WITH HER HEAD FOR SHE LIES!" about the economic numerology gatekeeper. Fear, chaos, and confusion follow.
August 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Well, she’s gone and done it! In phase I of her bid for freedom neo-angel Ms. Max has shed her new black for the haute couture of the exclusive Tejas Camp Bryan Country Club for Women. The Mad King sent his tacky lacky to dig dirt in return for a swanky setting. Pickleball is all the rage!
#epghost
Recently, Ghrislyaine Maxwell, convicted child predator and Dark Angel of Depravity, traded dirt for freedom. Now that she is a reformed angel, she needs the comforts befitting her new status. This is just phase 1 of her Operation Freedom Desperado. Just hope she doesn't have an accident before she can complete phase 2.
August 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Lady Nostre per Venir—The Swamp Witch
“Big Lies”

Quatrain #13
Magical maths make the Mad King merry.
Big lies obfuscate the oikonomia.
Depression desperation incites the Gadsden call.
Rise up, they will. In peace or in glory.
#nostrepervenir #mtkecon
The Mad Toad King has sacked the head bean counter that provided him with the number of jobs created and other econ data, because the numbers made him look bad. Expect many more lies about the econ from here on out. We're being forced deeper and deeper into the deep state swamp.
August 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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The Mad Toad King graced Epstain with a nifty-fifty self-styled b-day card. Though Le Cirque Médiatique has yet to reveal the real deal, ZMT has an exclusive photo of the Mad King’s special bawdy greeting to his BFF. It is enigmatic and the Mad King has yet to decipher it for us.
#epghost #mtkzmt
Enough said. (c)ZMT
July 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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The usual suspects say, “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist." The greatest trick Q ever pulled was to convince the naïve that Mocrats were the youngling-eating, devil-worshipping, kinder cabal to be feared. Turns out they tweren't.
#pizzagate #epghost
Epstain's Ghost haunts the Mad Toad King as he sees his true self in full Gacy while inspecting the dressing room at a teen beauty pageant. "But it was THEM!", Q bellowed the loudest. "Now them has become us."
July 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Bonjour ma Renardeaux. It seems that ghostly Q is channeling Toad hate through QAnon’s spiritual leader: The Q Sham-Man! This scélérat eXcretes his émission pré-coïtales all over his Qult of queerphobia, “Let’s fornicate with this stupid piece of shit! What a fraud!” he says. Toodles! =^.^=
#mtkzmt
The Fabulous Madame Reine des Renards (née Charles Studly) working the red carpet at the First Annual QAnon Awards. QAnon's spiritual leader the Q Sham-Man is prepared to give the invocation at tonight's ceremony.
July 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Ms. Max in the new black, spent some time with her dear friend the Mad Toad King. Okay, not with "him” because, well, you know. Word in c-block is that Ms. Max ain’t so well, but she could go as free as the Mad King’s payoff pardon will take her. Cheer’s to a very dark place!
#epghost
The Mad Toad King may par-don Ghrislyaine Maxwell, convicted child predator, so that she can fly free on her dark wings of depravity, defying the survivors. All in the name of Epstain's Ghost. #ReleaseTheFiles
July 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Next up on the Mad Toad King’s dance card is the ever-popular Treason Two-Step. Not to be confused with the Toad Turkey Trot. The Two-Step features B. Oblameme, Hellary C., and a host of other treasonous miscreants. ‘Tis a lively dance consuming the small minds of his subjects.
#mtkjustus #epghost
The Mad Toad King insists he sees treasonous traitors Tejas two-stepping all over his newly cemented rose garden. Actually, it was in the Rotunda where he saw foreign guests and thought they were someone else. "TRAITOR, TREASON", he cries at every shadow. Evidence supporting the Toad's treason Truths. This snap clearly shows former President B. Oblameme dressed in his Russian uniform while enjoying the Treason Two-Step in the Rotunda of the Capitol. The Mad King claims he was born in BigLie-Istan.
July 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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The Red Dragon is cooling his flex right now because the Mad Toad King is turning the screws for him. While the General Motorcoach company is flailing, the Dragon is busy with delivering his *Building Your Dreams* electrocoaches worldwide. More will follow: Stillintous? Frod?
#mtktariff
The General Motorcoach company's stock has fallen. It couldn't possibly be related to the Mad King's tariffs. Perhaps it's the new lineup of petromotor GM vehicles. Bigger is better and they're going all in! Debuting their 2025 MAGA Golden Age petromotor coaches, Stillintous asks, "Are you? . . . Still into us? Frod is following GM's lead and is doubling down with its F15000000. Triple the coal rolling power! Meanwhile, the world is going electro and the Middle Kingdom is leading the way leaving the Mad Toad King and his Anu'merica behind.
July 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Epstain’s gaslighting ghost is splitting the MAGAverse while the Mad King’s DoJ (Department of Justus) works hard to suture the gushing wound. In Phase I, it revealed *the files* in Nothing Burger Binders. Unsatisfied, MAGA demands more. Meet Phase II: The Grand Jury Jig!
#mtkjustus #epghost
Epstain's Ghost is splitting the MAGAverse so severely that even Lil' Niki Fuentes is starting to bleed Mocrat blue. The Department of Justus has been trying to suture up the Epstain files biggest problem, but he keeps ripping them out. The Department of Justus thought the MAGAverse wouldn't notice that there was no meat in their Phase I Nothing Burger Binders. The Department of Justus has decided to release grand jury files. They hope to soothe the MAGAverse savage breast with a little Grand Jury Jig! Not to be confused with the Toad Tap Dance we usually see. It will be a refreshing change!
July 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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A word from ZMT’s Fabulous Madame Reine des Renards, “So, I hear through you know who, that QAnon is clawing its way into the zeitgeist on the back of Epstain’s ghost. I want to speak the queer truth to QAnon, so I’ll be spilling the tea on all things Q and the new Deep State. Toodles! =^.^=
#mtkzmt
The Fabulous Madame Reine des Renards (née Charles Studly) in her home, dressed for a Kennedy Center drag queen performance. (c) ZMT
July 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Ghrislyaine Maxwell, Epstain’s evil enabler, is jumping for joy in her new black jumpsuit. The Mad King decreed of the Epstain files, “Tis fake and 'tis written by THEM!” GM cries foul, “Then WTF am I doing in jail. All the evidence is fake!”
Epstain was suicided in 2:53. Pool anyone?
#epghost
The full text of the Mad King's statement that will set Ghrislyaine Maxwell free is “It’s fake and it’s written by Haitians eating cats and dogs and the HB Laptop from hell with all compute AI. And if you don’t believe me, then get the hell out of my cult!” There are 2 minutes and 53 seconds missing from the Epstain cell video. Just enough time to be suicided.
July 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Jorge Agustín Nicolás Ruiz de Santayana y Borrás invites you to reminisce 1965 and Project A-Team.

"Posto Bracero Lockdown Leads to Loss" – headlines blared.
“Oh my!” ,polits scared.
“Why younglings of course!” ,polits shared.
and the people just stared
#ProjectAteam
THE NEW A-TEAM ---1965's Project A-Team recruited high school athletes to replace migrant workers. Sounds like a great idea! What think you, HS jocks? Wanna go pick some #melonsfortrump ? THE NEW A-TEAM ---These high school athletes are ecstatic at the chance to earn a few pesos a day to support their families in 90210.
July 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM