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𝔖𝔠𝔬𝔱𝔱 ℜ𝔲𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔩 (10-4)
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Sir a second FG has been made in Texas A&M vs. Miami.
The “sir theres a second plane” George W Bush photo
December 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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The audience from Spongebob, with various fish sitting at tables (if I recall correctly its like a dinner theater situation inside the Krusty Krab) and one in the foreground leaning forward with his elbow on the table and an exhausted, irritated flat scowl on his face
December 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Dunno why I’m bothering to Grinchpost, Hanif Abdurraqib already has the masterpiece of the form:
Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad every time I hear that grinch song I think damn they couldn't have even done my guy the service of breaking this up with a little chorus, just on his ass for six straight verses with no hook • • •
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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The “you wouldn’t steal a car” meme edited to say “You wouldn’t steal Christmas”
December 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Got an extremely on-brand shoutout in the @codewordagency.bsky.social year-end newsletter:
• Keynote scripts written for execs: 51 • For a single client's internal comms program: 1,400 help center updates, 1,300 article overhauls • Total days of parental leave: 750 • Babies born: Arthur, Chloe, Imogen, Jackson, John, Julian, Sophia, Wells • Codeword parties: 16 • Fantasy Football champions: 1 (Scott Russell, but I'm coming for him)
December 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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FUCK TRANSPHOBES ALL MY HOMIES HATE TRANSPHOBES
December 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Tis the season!
A 2020 Tumblr post by vigilantsycamore that says “Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!”
December 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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The Athletic asked college coaches to preview the CFP and one of them taught me this uh unique new way to critique a football team:
"Oklahoma. The defense is awesome, but I don't think their offense can piss a drop." — Group of 5 tight ends coach
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Going into 2026 like
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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This person: Driving your kid to school means you’re in thrall to them!!!

Normal person: Hey man how’s it going.
Cai @annenotation.bsky.social Why the fuck is everybody dropping off their kid at school personally like a little chauffeur? Put them on the fucking bus, you're not a fuckin driver. You're not a fucking slave.
December 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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ayoedebiri 5h I'm seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it's "not August yet" but I'm simply too seated
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Me after I use “Jaguars” and “Super Bowl” in the same sentence and Kari (long a witness to my heartbreaks over the Jags) tells me to dial it back:
A pink M&M with floating white gloved hands, pink laceless sneakers and a neutral expression says “i am genuinely excited about this and totally chill like a normal person i swear”
December 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Stunned Aaron Rodgers laying on the field with his chin strap over his nose.
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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A King playing card, only stylized to feature Jags QB Trevor Lawrence
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Michael Jordan crying with his Finals trophy: I used to pray for times like this MEEK MILL "DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES (INTRO)"
December 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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AMERICAN PSYCHO is a Christmas movie.
Patrick Bateman (played by Christian Bale) attends a Christmas party in American Psycho. He’s a handsome, dark-haired man smiling and wearing festive fuzzy antlers on his head, with a black suit, white shirt and red tie. There are other well-dressed partygoers and a Christmas tree in the background behind him.
December 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.so... This game is drunk. • now 3 • • • Brent @jagman13.bsky.social • now This game is drunk T • • • charles (young QB agnostic... @fourverts... • now this game is begging me to pour a drink 7 • • •
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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A plane in a partly cloudy blue sky flies a banner that reads, “SICKOS: YES...HA HA HA, YES!”
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS DOWN HERE, THEY JUST KEEP ON DOMINATING US EVERY TIME WE COME HERE." T.Y. HILTON ON PLAYING THE JAGUARS IN JACKSONVILLE
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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If you see this repost with your model for positive masculinity:
Comedian Stavros Halkias onstage with a mic in hand, wearing a multi-colored shirt and glasses, with a bright purple curtain in the background.
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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The opening sequence of SMILE 2…that’s the good stuff.
A man sits in the driver’s seat of his car in a snowy suburb, staring directly into the camera. He looks miserable and exhausted, with puffy eyes and a dark mustache, coat and hat, and a cut off-center on his lower lip.
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Busy listening week!
Greg Mendez - Greg Mendez Sharp Pins - Balloon Balloon Balloon The Band - The Last Waltz The Beatles - Revolver (2022 Mix) Wednesday - Bleeds Fust - Big Ugly Cameron Winter - Heavy Metal Geese - Getting Killed The Beatles - Magical Mystery Tour Cochise - WHY ALWAYS ME? Dijon - Baby The Beatles - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Hotline TNT - Raspberry Moon Panda Bear - Sinister Grift They Are Gutting a Body of Water - LOTTO The Beatles - Abbey Road (Remastered) The Beatles - Rubber Soul KP SKYWALKA - I Tried To Tell You Lifeguard - Ripped and Torn Oklou - choke enough Momma - Welcome to My Blue Sky Amarae - BLACK STAR Amarae & Charlie Wilson - BLACK STAR Amarae & Naomi Campbell - BLACK STAR
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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I’ll tell ya, that “Happy Song” really works!
Replay - Music 2025 36,256 minutes Top Artists Radiohead Oklou The Alchemist Top Songs The Happy Song - Imogen Heap choke enough - Oklou endless - Oklou Top Albums choke enough - Oklou Heavy Metal - Cameron Winter Bleeds - Wednesday
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Almost forgot: November listening! (There’s more than this, dunno why the blank slot.)
The Band - The Last Waltz Lush - Gala Alex G - Rocket Allah-Las - Allah-Las Fleetwood Mac - Rumours Greg Mendez - Greg Mendez The Beatles - Abbey Road (Remastered) The Beatles - Revolver (2022 Mix) Lifeguard - Ripped and Torn Hotline TNT - Raspberry Moon Khruangbin - Con Todo El Mundo DIlV - Is the Is Are Belle and Sebastian - Dear Catastrophe Waitress Neon Indian - Psychic Chasms Mazzy Star - So Tonight That I Might See The Sundays - Reading, Writing and Arithmetic HAIM - Women in Music Pt. I!! Hovvdy - True Love Wednesday - Bleeds The Rolling Stones - Sticky Fingers (2015 Remaster) Clairo - Charm Radiohead - OK Computer The Beatles -Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Caroline Polachek - Desire, I Want to Turn Into You
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Georgia General Armadillo Dave of... ... @S_ATL_Wrestling Remember kids, just Tweet through it. 9:43 PM • 11/30/20 • Twitter for iPhone 1 Retweet 2 Quote Tweets 14 Likes Georgia General Armadil... • 11/30/20 ... Replying to @S_ATL_Wrestling Always Tweet through it. Georgia General Armadil... • 11/30/20.. Never EVER stop Tweeting. Georgia General Armadil... • 11/30/20 ... Find yourself in a bind? There's only one answer. More Tweets.
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM