Steam Machine? Had one for years mate.

Can I file a noise complaint against cicadas?

Instead of asking "How are your stress levels?“, I propose "How many tabs are open in your browser right now?"

My cat, one of nature's most efficient predators, is trying to catch birds:

Most organisations that try to take down a government organise in cells. Elon Musk is organising incels.

When plants outside start dropping leaves: "Ooh, look at the lovely autumn colours!"

When indoor plants do it: "Listen you dramatic little shit..."

Oh you're a gamer? Compiled any good shaders lately?

I've made an exciting new discovery in geometry. You've heard of acute triangles, now behold, acute circle

Whoever wrote this code was either much smarter than me or much dumber (it was me, three years ago).

Finally innauguarating this account with a meme I made for the occasion