Nobody expects anyone to apologize for being white. The apologies are about what some white people insist on doing.

For example, "hey Canada, we're really sorry about all the insults. Too many of us vote for ignorant racist assholes."

The President has ordered Venezuela's airspace closed, committed nearly 100 extrajudicial killings, and has ordered a military blockade. These issues aren't even on your radar?

"Senator, your state is one of the country's primary points of entry for illicit drugs from South and Central America. Why do you think the President has decided not to work with you on this issue?"

"Senator, can you explain why so many GOP members of Congress seem completely disengaged from this issue precisely at a time when the POTUS appears to be preparing to take us to war over it?"

The US healthcare system is a set of mechanisms to ensure we work until we die, then our life savings get absorbed by Wall St.

That's the plan. The GOP don't want a new plan, they just want to make the shitty plan we already have worse. It's the politics they struggle with, not the plan itself.

It is not true that the GOP doesn't have a healthcare plan. It's just that, "we believe a human life's value should be measured by the size of the bank account attached, so most of you deserve to die on the sidewalk in front of the hospital," is a very tricky comms challenge.

T: I just shot someone on 5th Ave.

Fox: Airs shooting live on TV

Schumer: We can do nothing without the full unredacted coroner's report. I demand DOJ imm...

T: No.

Schumer: Nothing we can do then, I guess.

Also, the 80s started in 1978.

Nice, nice... yep, y'know another thing might help people be in a good mood is to fucking pay them for their fucking work. And while we're spitballing, maybe let's not overwork them because you fired everyone who isn't white on account of your fucking brain-dead DEI horseshit? HTH

Of course they all should be, but the genius who's using the muzzle of an (I assume loaded) assault rifle to break a car window, with a it-doesn't-matter-if-they're-guilty-of-anything human being on the other side... that fool should be facing charges today.

She thinks "Antifa" is fascist.

For those confused about this, race/gender ideology is when people object to being discriminated against on account of right wing ideology.

Can't fail to fail

Ironically, this logic actually almost works if you replace "tariffs" with USAID.

Certainly MAGA and right leaning voters vote based on other priorities than money, but it's also still true they vote against their own interests broadly, preferring policies that increase unwanted pregnancies and abortion rates, increased crime, objectively worse foreign relations, more war, etc.