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Emma
@prpl.wtf
she/her ⋅ 🏳️‍⚧️ ⋅ I make, bake and break software on the interwebs. Maintainer of @blueprint.zip, part of @pyro.host and destroyer of Linux root partitions.

Naturally clueless. You've got questions, I barely got any answers.
modern internet infrastructure
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Thank you @why2025.bsky.social (and all angels) for hosting WHY2025, this was an awesome event!!
August 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
July 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
its that time again yall :/

waters leaking into 3 rooms, still "nothing we can do about it"
July 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
chair
June 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
#microsoft hand sanitizer
April 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Just finished my #88x31 and a prpl.wtf/friends page on my website to go with it!!
April 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
this is what smart home was always meant to be
April 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
toilet fee is more expensive for english speakers
March 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
we've peaked
March 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I'm Feeling Silly
March 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
excuse me ovhcloud what
March 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I designed some cat ears for my new headphone!! Will publish soon >-<
February 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
someone paid my shark to assassinate me
February 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
the (d)evolution of emma logo
February 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
blahaj is recording a podcast help
February 1, 2025 at 9:31 AM
this is the dutch postal service. we are doomed.
January 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i do not vibe with this universe
January 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
the webdev experience
January 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
meow
January 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
meow
December 22, 2024 at 9:20 PM
my sister made this for me - its so cute >w<
December 8, 2024 at 10:12 PM
i wasnt even gone for more than an hour wtf
December 5, 2024 at 11:05 PM
im labbing
November 21, 2024 at 10:54 PM
November 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM