prox
@proxieme.bsky.social
a sentient bag of electrified meat and various fluids
I finally got a chance to check out Keeper.
Utterly bizarre, utterly gorgeous.
Thank you for making this art, @doublefine.com
Utterly bizarre, utterly gorgeous.
Thank you for making this art, @doublefine.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I finally got a chance to check out Keeper.
Utterly bizarre, utterly gorgeous.
Thank you for making this art, @doublefine.com
Utterly bizarre, utterly gorgeous.
Thank you for making this art, @doublefine.com
I bought a 2.25 lb jar of Bonne Maman preserves for like $12 at Costco this week.
Me to my teen:
"We can't NOT get it.
Look -
It's food!
It's a blunt force weapon!
It's food AND a blunt force weapon!"
Me to my teen:
"We can't NOT get it.
Look -
It's food!
It's a blunt force weapon!
It's food AND a blunt force weapon!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I bought a 2.25 lb jar of Bonne Maman preserves for like $12 at Costco this week.
Me to my teen:
"We can't NOT get it.
Look -
It's food!
It's a blunt force weapon!
It's food AND a blunt force weapon!"
Me to my teen:
"We can't NOT get it.
Look -
It's food!
It's a blunt force weapon!
It's food AND a blunt force weapon!"
C is being a good brother & taking @pip-pups.bsky.social 's c̶a̶t̶ baby for a walk, to the mild interest of our #chickens.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
C is being a good brother & taking @pip-pups.bsky.social 's c̶a̶t̶ baby for a walk, to the mild interest of our #chickens.
I then saw movement in my periphery and looked over to see the officer motioning to roll down my window.
I did.
"IS THAT A CORGIE?"
*confused*
"IS THAT A CORGIE?"
At that moment, my dog sat up.
"OH! That is NOT a corgie!"
I did.
"IS THAT A CORGIE?"
*confused*
"IS THAT A CORGIE?"
At that moment, my dog sat up.
"OH! That is NOT a corgie!"
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I then saw movement in my periphery and looked over to see the officer motioning to roll down my window.
I did.
"IS THAT A CORGIE?"
*confused*
"IS THAT A CORGIE?"
At that moment, my dog sat up.
"OH! That is NOT a corgie!"
I did.
"IS THAT A CORGIE?"
*confused*
"IS THAT A CORGIE?"
At that moment, my dog sat up.
"OH! That is NOT a corgie!"
One time I was driving with my dog in my car. The way she was lying, I guess her ears were sticking up.
I stopped at a stoplight, noticed a police officer was beside me, I did my best to look straight ahead and not look like I'd noticed.
I stopped at a stoplight, noticed a police officer was beside me, I did my best to look straight ahead and not look like I'd noticed.
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
One time I was driving with my dog in my car. The way she was lying, I guess her ears were sticking up.
I stopped at a stoplight, noticed a police officer was beside me, I did my best to look straight ahead and not look like I'd noticed.
I stopped at a stoplight, noticed a police officer was beside me, I did my best to look straight ahead and not look like I'd noticed.
Me: I think I'd like to read something on my Kindle.
My cat:
My cat:
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Me: I think I'd like to read something on my Kindle.
My cat:
My cat:
C'mon, little tomatoes!
You can do it before Monday!
(Yes, I know I can pick them early, but I'm rooting for as many as possible to ripen on the vine.)
You can do it before Monday!
(Yes, I know I can pick them early, but I'm rooting for as many as possible to ripen on the vine.)
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
C'mon, little tomatoes!
You can do it before Monday!
(Yes, I know I can pick them early, but I'm rooting for as many as possible to ripen on the vine.)
You can do it before Monday!
(Yes, I know I can pick them early, but I'm rooting for as many as possible to ripen on the vine.)
An aside: This Onion bit also holds true for socialism.
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
An aside: This Onion bit also holds true for socialism.
Look at the unhinged offer that popped up when I unthinkingly clicked through for a weather forecast.
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Look at the unhinged offer that popped up when I unthinkingly clicked through for a weather forecast.
So fukkin glad I cancelled, though I miss the @capitalweather.bsky.social - they have the best local forecasts :(
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
So fukkin glad I cancelled, though I miss the @capitalweather.bsky.social - they have the best local forecasts :(
I was curious (ADHD, not confrontational) & looked it up. Is this summary correct?
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I was curious (ADHD, not confrontational) & looked it up. Is this summary correct?
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
lol, I wonder when they changed the headline
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
lol, I wonder when they changed the headline
foundational aspirations of our democratic republic *not* including "being ruled by fiat".
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
foundational aspirations of our democratic republic *not* including "being ruled by fiat".
Show them this: www.vpm.org/elections
And tell them that every single city & county shifted blue, that every statewide office was flipped from red to blue, and that in the state legislature the Dems went from having a slim majority (51) to a supermajority (64).
And tell them that every single city & county shifted blue, that every statewide office was flipped from red to blue, and that in the state legislature the Dems went from having a slim majority (51) to a supermajority (64).
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Show them this: www.vpm.org/elections
And tell them that every single city & county shifted blue, that every statewide office was flipped from red to blue, and that in the state legislature the Dems went from having a slim majority (51) to a supermajority (64).
And tell them that every single city & county shifted blue, that every statewide office was flipped from red to blue, and that in the state legislature the Dems went from having a slim majority (51) to a supermajority (64).
She lost by damn near 15 pts 💫
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
She lost by damn near 15 pts 💫
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Let me help you off of this work space :(
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Let me help you off of this work space :(
The Very Small #JumpingSpider ™ that popped out of the black beans that I was separating from their pods refuses to let me help her get out of her current predicament :(
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The Very Small #JumpingSpider ™ that popped out of the black beans that I was separating from their pods refuses to let me help her get out of her current predicament :(
We fed the chix yogurt w/ beetroot powder and they looked unhinged while doing so, so enjoy this bit o' cringe that I created while supervising¹ their free-ish range time.
October 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
We fed the chix yogurt w/ beetroot powder and they looked unhinged while doing so, so enjoy this bit o' cringe that I created while supervising¹ their free-ish range time.