18+ and I write a lot of miserable themes. We don't like happy endings over here.
ALL STORIES DONE IN THREADS
WCIF if I remember where I got it.
I saw hes left all his stuff available on github so that's something.
I saw hes left all his stuff available on github so that's something.
"Dad... I actually don't think he's okay."
Neither of them will admit that they do 𝐧𝐨𝐭 want to enter this cage quite yet.
"Dad... I actually don't think he's okay."
Neither of them will admit that they do 𝐧𝐨𝐭 want to enter this cage quite yet.
"Felix! Sounds like you're sodomising a monkey down there."
No response. Just huffs and snarls.
"I thought that was really funny?"
"DAD."
"Felix! Sounds like you're sodomising a monkey down there."
No response. Just huffs and snarls.
"I thought that was really funny?"
"DAD."
"Hundreds of times."
"Name one occasion you've brewed anything"
"?????!!!!!"
Please don't start arguing before you get to the cage.
"Val, if you don't start acting right, I will put you in that vat and brew you. Fruity Bitch Brew."
"Fuck you-"
"Hundreds of times."
"Name one occasion you've brewed anything"
"?????!!!!!"
Please don't start arguing before you get to the cage.
"Val, if you don't start acting right, I will put you in that vat and brew you. Fruity Bitch Brew."
"Fuck you-"
"Idiot can't tell the time unless he counts it on his fingers."
"Don't be a dick. He's actually brain damaged."
"Lobotomised himself by sticking crayons up his nose."
"aha."
These two can't wait any longer or they risk transforming in the open. Felix will have to figure this out himself
"Idiot can't tell the time unless he counts it on his fingers."
"Don't be a dick. He's actually brain damaged."
"Lobotomised himself by sticking crayons up his nose."
"aha."
These two can't wait any longer or they risk transforming in the open. Felix will have to figure this out himself
"He does, and you've met him. I'll see you tomorrow morning."
"Right."
"Say hi to Marie for me."
"Say hi to your friend for me."
Who THE FUCK IS THIS GUY.
"He does, and you've met him. I'll see you tomorrow morning."
"Right."
"Say hi to Marie for me."
"Say hi to your friend for me."
Who THE FUCK IS THIS GUY.
"Baby, have you seen my grilled cheese trousers?"
She's busy messing with something.
"Baby, have you see- what are you wearing?"
"A dress. I'm going to see my friend."
"Baby, have you seen my grilled cheese trousers?"
She's busy messing with something.
"Baby, have you see- what are you wearing?"
"A dress. I'm going to see my friend."
Fucking... Bitch...
Fucking... Bitch...
She shrieked?
'That's a brilliant idea! I didn't even think of that!"
"What."
She shrieked?
'That's a brilliant idea! I didn't even think of that!"
"What."
"What was that about?"
"What was what about?"
"You were nice to Simon."
"Was I?"
"You hate Simon."
"I hate a lot of things at the moment and Simon is not close to the top of that list."
"What was that about?"
"What was what about?"
"You were nice to Simon."
"Was I?"
"You hate Simon."
"I hate a lot of things at the moment and Simon is not close to the top of that list."