Sam✨
@proudmountain.bsky.social
Professional book reader, future librarian, former emo
The end of the year always suuuucks for me, but I'm making time for reading!
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The end of the year always suuuucks for me, but I'm making time for reading!
Hood's Golden Eggnog having a screw top now feels downright unnatural. Let me tear open the side of that thing like the good old days
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hood's Golden Eggnog having a screw top now feels downright unnatural. Let me tear open the side of that thing like the good old days
There's something about this time of year that really makes me want a Gloria Jeans coffee
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There's something about this time of year that really makes me want a Gloria Jeans coffee
Unexpectedly dealt psychic damage by the usage of "dawning" in place of "donning"
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Unexpectedly dealt psychic damage by the usage of "dawning" in place of "donning"
In case you were wondering if there was anything worse than having to listen to the leafblower next door, there is. It's two leafblowers intermittently harmonizing.
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
In case you were wondering if there was anything worse than having to listen to the leafblower next door, there is. It's two leafblowers intermittently harmonizing.
Hanukkah's only a month away and I haven't bought anything yet 😰
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Hanukkah's only a month away and I haven't bought anything yet 😰
I think heinous cyberbullying should be allowed again but only towards politicians
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I think heinous cyberbullying should be allowed again but only towards politicians
Just me and my craving for Duolingo checking back in. We still doing ai bullshit? You just let me know when you commit to using real people's knowledge instead of ai and I'll be back in a heartbeat, but not a moment before 🥲💚
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Just me and my craving for Duolingo checking back in. We still doing ai bullshit? You just let me know when you commit to using real people's knowledge instead of ai and I'll be back in a heartbeat, but not a moment before 🥲💚
The SUBTITLE of this book is "an unputdownable and heart-warming second chance romance set in Ireland"
Like are we in the 1800s?? I'm gonna hit the character limit!
You need that much SEO help? The synopsis doesn't cut it so you have to put the elevator pitch IN the title?
Like are we in the 1800s?? I'm gonna hit the character limit!
You need that much SEO help? The synopsis doesn't cut it so you have to put the elevator pitch IN the title?
October 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The SUBTITLE of this book is "an unputdownable and heart-warming second chance romance set in Ireland"
Like are we in the 1800s?? I'm gonna hit the character limit!
You need that much SEO help? The synopsis doesn't cut it so you have to put the elevator pitch IN the title?
Like are we in the 1800s?? I'm gonna hit the character limit!
You need that much SEO help? The synopsis doesn't cut it so you have to put the elevator pitch IN the title?
Reporting live from the Top 50 charts of multiple countries — for inexplicable reasons, Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls is currently charting in Europe in 2025
October 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Reporting live from the Top 50 charts of multiple countries — for inexplicable reasons, Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls is currently charting in Europe in 2025
Good month of reading, an update on my BOTY bracket, and [rumored] PWHL schedule drop today? Happy October! 🍂👻
October 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Good month of reading, an update on my BOTY bracket, and [rumored] PWHL schedule drop today? Happy October! 🍂👻
What do you MEAN it's supposed to be 78 degrees today? Can't we just have autumn??
September 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
What do you MEAN it's supposed to be 78 degrees today? Can't we just have autumn??
Blessed with the lightning bolt of a thought that were I ever to own a house, I'm under no obligation to have a guest bedroom. Imagine locking yourself out of a whole room for the 1 night in 700 that someone else might occupy it.
September 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Blessed with the lightning bolt of a thought that were I ever to own a house, I'm under no obligation to have a guest bedroom. Imagine locking yourself out of a whole room for the 1 night in 700 that someone else might occupy it.
And you wanna know the real tragedy of it all? This is perfect Dunkaccino weather 😞
September 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
And you wanna know the real tragedy of it all? This is perfect Dunkaccino weather 😞
Used a sewing machine for the first time in approximately 18 years today. I'm absurdly excited about it for how slow and slightly wonky I was going 🥳
September 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Used a sewing machine for the first time in approximately 18 years today. I'm absurdly excited about it for how slow and slightly wonky I was going 🥳
Transcended to the next plane in Olneyville (had New York System for dinner for the first time in.....7 years? and the celery salt triggered something within me)
August 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Transcended to the next plane in Olneyville (had New York System for dinner for the first time in.....7 years? and the celery salt triggered something within me)
Staying at my best friend's house to dog sit, aka cosplaying owning a home well out of my tax bracket 🤩
August 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Staying at my best friend's house to dog sit, aka cosplaying owning a home well out of my tax bracket 🤩
5 spiders in less than 24 hours is too many
August 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
5 spiders in less than 24 hours is too many
Man, I miss Duolingo. AI ruins everything
August 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Man, I miss Duolingo. AI ruins everything
What'd you do today at work? Because I spent, I dunno a half hour? painstakingly changing 'ark-uh-puh-lago' to the correct pronunciation of archipelago using only the audio I had available to cobble something passable together 😵💫
August 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
What'd you do today at work? Because I spent, I dunno a half hour? painstakingly changing 'ark-uh-puh-lago' to the correct pronunciation of archipelago using only the audio I had available to cobble something passable together 😵💫
Feeling increasingly feral the more yellow leaves I start to see on the long, heavily-treed road by my house. It's like waking up from hibernation. 🍂
August 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Feeling increasingly feral the more yellow leaves I start to see on the long, heavily-treed road by my house. It's like waking up from hibernation. 🍂
Shabbat shalom, folks. I'm having Chinese food and watching Merlin and just came in from this gorgeous sky, and that's what I'm choosing to focus on for the next 45 minutes at least.
August 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Shabbat shalom, folks. I'm having Chinese food and watching Merlin and just came in from this gorgeous sky, and that's what I'm choosing to focus on for the next 45 minutes at least.
I'm clinging to the fact that apple cider season starts in a month. Happy August 🫠
August 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm clinging to the fact that apple cider season starts in a month. Happy August 🫠
So within moments of turning on Banana Ball for the first time, purely on a whim, the stadium is playing Cobra Starship. So I'm in, I found a new sport to watch
July 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
So within moments of turning on Banana Ball for the first time, purely on a whim, the stadium is playing Cobra Starship. So I'm in, I found a new sport to watch