Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to eat bread and butter with dinner

driving through arkansas was beautiful. do people know about this?

uber tried to put me in a waymo wtf

I know I look like an asshole sitting here at a 7 person table by myself I’m sorry my friends are late for trivia

just sent a 4 sentence text message and ended every single one with an exclamation point

think I smoked whatever this guy was on

honey i shrunk the sauce

hiii <3 long time tweeter, first time skeeter