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@protopigeon.lol
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Maladjusted, discombobulated, bemused, fermented

Just jumped out of the morgue aint no body fresher,
The only M.C. on my level? M.C. Escher

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Brendan O'Neil's stupidly huge head.
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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After 3 years he got back in the felt cave 🙂
A black and white cat peeking out of a felt cave style cat bed.
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Who you gonna call?
A pack of goats butter
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
The cover photo for theBBC sitcom Early Doors, showing all the cast. Grumpy Tommy is nursing a pint, the others are standing up behind him.
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Oh yessss
Camina Drummer looking HOT AF in The Expanse.
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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This is your brain on #centrism
Bsky exchange. Helen Salmon from Bristol trying to demand everyone be respectful to the huge piece of shit Starmer, saying "the political debate is cheapened by abuse" yet reposted an abusive comment about Richard Tice, calling him a Dick.
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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It’s been too long. Went for a Tuesday #currylunch. Chicken curry, moong bean dal, and a glorious courgette curry. No rice for me thanks.
A metal thali tray containing delicious curries. A chicken curry, a courgette curry, a moong bean dal and a chapati. A spoon is on the table too.
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Ah yes, the ol' meaty blanky
A blanket which looks like it's made of meat
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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An Aide Memoir (Howard) 😀
Howard is a very loving black and white cat, shown here lying on a wooden stained floor, on his back, ready to receive belly tickles.
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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@theednawatkins.bsky.social Another TYC for you pal, this one's a really racist piece of shit.
The profile of a racist person Shelley K on bsky.app @klassykid.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Walking to work this morning and spotted what look like Ginkgo biloba leaves. But there are no trees I can see nearby.

Any ideas, folks? Central Nottingham.
I’m holding a suspected, yellow Ginkgo biloba leaf in my hand. Suspected Ginkgo biloba leaves on a pavement.
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Proof 🙂
Howard the black and white cat sitting on me selfie
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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It's going really well for Starmer then, lmao
Poll: Prince Andrew more popular than UK Government; You Gov polling suggests that Prince Andrew is more popular than Keir Starmer's Labour Government (Image: Kirsty Wigglesworth/Leon Neal/PA Wire)
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Watching Physical:Asia and they have a Witch Hunter presenter!
Physical:Asia, loks like a blood moon with Victor Saltpyre in silhouette
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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My friend lives in Leeds, this is what the eat there 🙂
Graffiti on a wall which says,”pies, fanny & gravy”
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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An "enlightened centrist", huh? 🤡
"THE ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST" I'm not left or right I'm a secret third thing (right) You see it's all about striking a balance Between criticizing the left and defending the right I respect all political viewpoints It's just a coincidence I only happen to show support for the right wing ones I'm above all that partisan fighting Basically I found a way to feel superior to both sides without taking any principled positions Both sides are equally bad I think antifascism is the same as fascism and should be treated exactly the same, which says a lot about what I really believe if you think about it I STAND FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LMAO
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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It only exploded before I got to the garage 😭
An alloy wheel but the tyres exploded.
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Oh dear how very sad
a microscopic violin on a human hair
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Is it too early to order the xmas cheese? Asking for me...
A brown cordury baseball cap with "CHEESE SLUT" on the front
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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reposting with alt-text
2h ago 13.27 GMT Starmer says he has been 'assured no briefing against ministers done from No 10' Speaking to reporters in north Wales, where he was asked about the No 10 briefing row, Keir Starmer said: 44 First, let me be clear that any briefing against ministers is completely unacceptable. That is not a new position for me, it is a position I have adopted ever since I became prime minister. I have made it very clear to my team. I have been talking to my team today. I have been assured that no briefing against ministers was done from No 10, but I have made it clear that I find it absolutely unacceptable ... I have been assured it didn't come from Downing Street, but I have been equally clear that whether it is this case or any other, I intend to deal with
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Getting a lot of SMS spam recently
Hi Franz! We have an Al agent that can book you sales calls even when you're asleep. Can I show you how? Me: You can stick up your fucking arse.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Age yourself with gaming. No idea how many hours I put into this.
DONKEY KONG!! It's an orange coloured LCD Donkey Kong game from 1982Nintendo Game & Watch (1982)
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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A yellow traffic sign which says, "BEWARE OF CYCLISTS" Underneath it someone has written "THEY'RE CUNTS"
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Wishing your big doofus all the best mate. Here's Howard in his sunday best sending you good vibes 🤞
Howard the black and white cat is wearing a tartan neck tie and looking very happy about it too.
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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😀
We've gone to mine and ma's ancestral clan museum by mistake (withnail and i meme)
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM