Deadly Rocket
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Deadly Rocket
@proton.kills.men
· Mar 24
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That's just the weight of the world
We do what we must to get by
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That's just the weight of the world
We do what we must to get by
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[Quick salute before walking off.]
You're a darling, thank you
I've tried to kill petrel for less. I'm on it.
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
[Quick salute before walking off.]
Wouldn't want that.
"Good, I was about to be upset otherwise."
I can live with that.
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Wouldn't want that.
I've tried to kill petrel for less. I'm on it.
Petrel stole my bottle of iced milk tea yesterday, if you need motivation
Alright. Who do I gotta kill around here?
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I've tried to kill petrel for less. I'm on it.
Ha ha. Very funny.
[He crosses his arms.]
[He crosses his arms.]
ㅤ look in the mirr
Alright. Who do I gotta kill around here?
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ha ha. Very funny.
[He crosses his arms.]
[He crosses his arms.]
Oh, so you do wanna die? I don't normally offer my services for free, but I'm feeling generous.
"Please with your face who else could I be referring to?"
Volunteering?
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oh, so you do wanna die? I don't normally offer my services for free, but I'm feeling generous.
I can live with that.
"Think of it as a good luck kiss, we can of course kiss after.~"
Don't like kissing while I'm covered in blood?
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I can live with that.
Don't like kissing while I'm covered in blood?
"Do I get a kiss first?"
And? Doesn't change the fact that I have a quota to hit.
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Don't like kissing while I'm covered in blood?
Volunteering?
"Well there's one really obvious pick."
Alright. Who do I gotta kill around here?
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Volunteering?
And? Doesn't change the fact that I have a quota to hit.
"You have me here, Dear."
Tch. Wrong answer.
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
And? Doesn't change the fact that I have a quota to hit.
Tch. Wrong answer.
"No one?"
Alright. Who do I gotta kill around here?
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Tch. Wrong answer.
Alright. Who do I gotta kill around here?
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Alright. Who do I gotta kill around here?
Reposted by Deadly Rocket
Name: Itsuki/Viper
Age: 20
Pronouns: He/Him
Basics not on Strawpage:
Itsuki doesn't want people to know he's Viper but Viper is still very opened about being a man. He'd rather have his life calm and peaceful during the day while showing a more wild side at night.
itsukiviper.straw.page
Age: 20
Pronouns: He/Him
Basics not on Strawpage:
Itsuki doesn't want people to know he's Viper but Viper is still very opened about being a man. He'd rather have his life calm and peaceful during the day while showing a more wild side at night.
itsukiviper.straw.page
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Name: Itsuki/Viper
Age: 20
Pronouns: He/Him
Basics not on Strawpage:
Itsuki doesn't want people to know he's Viper but Viper is still very opened about being a man. He'd rather have his life calm and peaceful during the day while showing a more wild side at night.
itsukiviper.straw.page
Age: 20
Pronouns: He/Him
Basics not on Strawpage:
Itsuki doesn't want people to know he's Viper but Viper is still very opened about being a man. He'd rather have his life calm and peaceful during the day while showing a more wild side at night.
itsukiviper.straw.page
Want one?
[He takes a long drink from the nearest cup.]
[He takes a long drink from the nearest cup.]
I'm feeling ya
Another long night...
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November 2, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Want one?
[He takes a long drink from the nearest cup.]
[He takes a long drink from the nearest cup.]
Another long night...
☕☕☕☕☕☕☕
☕☕☕☕☕☕☕
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Another long night...
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I didn't forget, which is why I'm surprised you'd even entertain the idea of me leaving Rocket.
"Goody-two-shoes, hardly. You forget I love your precision brutality."
As if I don't know you secretly want me to turn into a goody-two-shoes...
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I didn't forget, which is why I'm surprised you'd even entertain the idea of me leaving Rocket.
You need to have more faith in me.
"Yes, and you like almost getting yourself killed. I worry you will not make it one time..."
I'm a busy man, what can I say.
October 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You need to have more faith in me.
I'm a busy man, what can I say.
"I missed you, you should show yourself a bit more often."
I'm always around. You just didn't notice before because I'm good at what I do.
October 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm a busy man, what can I say.
I'm always around. You just didn't notice before because I'm good at what I do.
"Look who appeared.~"
[Staring...]
October 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm always around. You just didn't notice before because I'm good at what I do.
As if I don't know you secretly want me to turn into a goody-two-shoes...
"Proton! Luv! Come on. It was a joke."
[Staring...]
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
As if I don't know you secretly want me to turn into a goody-two-shoes...
[Staring...]
"Might get Proton in enough trouble to leave~. ...I'm kidding. ...Just in case he heard that..."
"You know they may try to kidnap me if they knew."
October 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
[Staring...]
Most grunts do. And low-level thugs. A good intimidation tactic.
[She blinked.]
...And you think people would believe that?
...And you think people would believe that?
Or I can reveal nothing. Why would I let people think I'm weak enough to have any fears at all?
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Most grunts do. And low-level thugs. A good intimidation tactic.
Or I can reveal nothing. Why would I let people think I'm weak enough to have any fears at all?
Yeah, so you slip your D-tier fears into conversation every now and then so that people latch onto those instead of your A-tier fears. It's far easier to protect yourself by obscuring your most significant weaknesses with bait. You get me?
... It's called common sense. Of course fears can be used against you. Basic stuff.
October 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Or I can reveal nothing. Why would I let people think I'm weak enough to have any fears at all?
... Corby? Who's that?
[He raises an eyebrow.]
[He raises an eyebrow.]
Are you one of Corby's guys? Ugh.
You don't look familiar so you must be new. Geez. Poor you.
You don't look familiar so you must be new. Geez. Poor you.
Oh, sure. I have plenty of things I could be doing, but bugging you seems more fun right now.
October 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
... Corby? Who's that?
[He raises an eyebrow.]
[He raises an eyebrow.]