Protomatik
@protomatik.bsky.social
gaymer | 📍 Los Angeles
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Protomatik
@protomatik.bsky.social
· May 18
should I just go to the gay cowboy birthday party like this
Yeah Halloween is over and eternal night has descended upon us once again but at least bulking season is back
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Yeah Halloween is over and eternal night has descended upon us once again but at least bulking season is back
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean I'm a slur
October 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean I'm a slur
The gay conundrum of "do I buy groceries or more slutty gym clothes"
October 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The gay conundrum of "do I buy groceries or more slutty gym clothes"
I went to a gay bar every night this past weekend and now my body is reeling from staying in on a Monday
October 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I went to a gay bar every night this past weekend and now my body is reeling from staying in on a Monday
Showing up rain or shine
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Showing up rain or shine
My favorite sneakers sound like high heels when I walk and I just feel so diva mother boots in them
October 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My favorite sneakers sound like high heels when I walk and I just feel so diva mother boots in them
A bit early for hump day but I'd like to fast-forward through the week 🤪
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A bit early for hump day but I'd like to fast-forward through the week 🤪
One last pool day for the end of my favorite szn
September 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
One last pool day for the end of my favorite szn
The real benefit of Nintendo Switch Online is listening to Splatoon music during a workout
September 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The real benefit of Nintendo Switch Online is listening to Splatoon music during a workout
Remembering that time I tried to use Duolingo as a dating app
September 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Remembering that time I tried to use Duolingo as a dating app
Ironically pronouncing "enchiladas" the Moira Rose way until I forget how it's actually pronounced
September 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ironically pronouncing "enchiladas" the Moira Rose way until I forget how it's actually pronounced
The sun: *sets literally any time before 8 PM*
Me: ugh I hate that the sun sets so early now
Me: ugh I hate that the sun sets so early now
August 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The sun: *sets literally any time before 8 PM*
Me: ugh I hate that the sun sets so early now
Me: ugh I hate that the sun sets so early now
Nothing kills a gym crush faster than putting a weight back where you didn't find it
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Nothing kills a gym crush faster than putting a weight back where you didn't find it
Resisting the urge to respond to the hot servers at this Brazilian steakhouse with "yes sir, I would like your meat"
August 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Resisting the urge to respond to the hot servers at this Brazilian steakhouse with "yes sir, I would like your meat"
Haven't been to the gym in a hot minute since I've been sick, hopefully I still look ok xoxo
August 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Haven't been to the gym in a hot minute since I've been sick, hopefully I still look ok xoxo
Getting a Pokemon Go ad on Grindr is crazy
July 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Getting a Pokemon Go ad on Grindr is crazy
Not the pool but I found a pole
July 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Not the pool but I found a pole
DAE feel like Cooking Mama when they crack open an egg or is it just me
July 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
DAE feel like Cooking Mama when they crack open an egg or is it just me
Drinking hot coffee during the summer because Pride Month is over so I have to be str8 again
July 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Drinking hot coffee during the summer because Pride Month is over so I have to be str8 again
If I have to get dressed to answer the door, shit is going down
July 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If I have to get dressed to answer the door, shit is going down
There's a special place in hell for people who take single dumbbells and don't put them back where they found them
June 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
There's a special place in hell for people who take single dumbbells and don't put them back where they found them
I love upper body day
June 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I love upper body day
I just liked the lighting on my arms here
June 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I just liked the lighting on my arms here