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not with a bang, but a "wtf, Google?"
lol. chez static, we call this The Novel Stimulus Dance. the dork in my avatar is the mistress of the dance.
June 30, 2024 at 4:36 AM
I would shank someone for that kitchen.
June 29, 2024 at 11:55 PM
CAT tourniquets and trauma dressing in the glove box, ABC fire extinguisher secured to the feet of the passenger seat...
June 29, 2024 at 11:15 PM
90mm recoilless rifle, since the Miata's so light

or an explosive drone dispenser, in which case recoil is entirely moot
June 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
true
June 28, 2024 at 4:38 AM
they're 30% of voters but closer to 45% of the electorate, is my understanding

we can do it, but jesus fuck, it's a roller coaster
June 28, 2024 at 4:10 AM
woe
June 28, 2024 at 4:06 AM
but there's a non-trivial subset of this electorate that's rooting for exactly that :-/
June 28, 2024 at 4:06 AM
rude. fair, but still... rude.
June 28, 2024 at 4:04 AM
right? burn it all to the fucking ground.

also, apologies to my wife, who doesn't like vanilla yogurt: at least it didn't wind up in the tandoori marinade.
June 28, 2024 at 4:02 AM
oh. I almost did this last week, the struggle is real
June 28, 2024 at 3:58 AM
pollo con pollo
June 28, 2024 at 3:57 AM
he sat at a table across from us at a (the?) restaurant in the Portsmouth, NH airport in 1999, and I still regret not running off to the nearby newsstand to get a Penthouse for him to autograph.
June 27, 2024 at 10:52 PM
He's not much for letting his tongue stick out, but he does have nursing dreams which are simultaneously adorable and disturbing.
June 27, 2024 at 5:02 AM
list, please
June 27, 2024 at 5:00 AM
also, Pollo look _so much_ like the dork in my avatar

there's a good chance that he is 0% Lab... but he looks like such a Good Boy
June 27, 2024 at 4:59 AM
it's not a recent photo, but it's a true photo. that pink blush of happiness...
June 27, 2024 at 4:57 AM
June 27, 2024 at 4:56 AM
...
June 27, 2024 at 4:51 AM
June 27, 2024 at 4:09 AM
how dare you
June 27, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Taurus, I believe.
June 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
it's all shorthand for black and brown people, Phil
June 26, 2024 at 2:16 PM
it's not entirely conspiracy thinking - the model's "ability" against specific benchmarks ebbs and flows as OpenAI updates it.
June 26, 2024 at 2:14 PM