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not with a bang, but a "wtf, Google?"
lol. chez static, we call this The Novel Stimulus Dance. the dork in my avatar is the mistress of the dance.
June 30, 2024 at 4:36 AM
lol. chez static, we call this The Novel Stimulus Dance. the dork in my avatar is the mistress of the dance.
I would shank someone for that kitchen.
June 29, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I would shank someone for that kitchen.
CAT tourniquets and trauma dressing in the glove box, ABC fire extinguisher secured to the feet of the passenger seat...
June 29, 2024 at 11:15 PM
CAT tourniquets and trauma dressing in the glove box, ABC fire extinguisher secured to the feet of the passenger seat...
90mm recoilless rifle, since the Miata's so light
or an explosive drone dispenser, in which case recoil is entirely moot
or an explosive drone dispenser, in which case recoil is entirely moot
June 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
90mm recoilless rifle, since the Miata's so light
or an explosive drone dispenser, in which case recoil is entirely moot
or an explosive drone dispenser, in which case recoil is entirely moot
they're 30% of voters but closer to 45% of the electorate, is my understanding
we can do it, but jesus fuck, it's a roller coaster
we can do it, but jesus fuck, it's a roller coaster
June 28, 2024 at 4:10 AM
they're 30% of voters but closer to 45% of the electorate, is my understanding
we can do it, but jesus fuck, it's a roller coaster
we can do it, but jesus fuck, it's a roller coaster
but there's a non-trivial subset of this electorate that's rooting for exactly that :-/
June 28, 2024 at 4:06 AM
but there's a non-trivial subset of this electorate that's rooting for exactly that :-/
rude. fair, but still... rude.
June 28, 2024 at 4:04 AM
rude. fair, but still... rude.
right? burn it all to the fucking ground.
also, apologies to my wife, who doesn't like vanilla yogurt: at least it didn't wind up in the tandoori marinade.
also, apologies to my wife, who doesn't like vanilla yogurt: at least it didn't wind up in the tandoori marinade.
June 28, 2024 at 4:02 AM
right? burn it all to the fucking ground.
also, apologies to my wife, who doesn't like vanilla yogurt: at least it didn't wind up in the tandoori marinade.
also, apologies to my wife, who doesn't like vanilla yogurt: at least it didn't wind up in the tandoori marinade.
oh. I almost did this last week, the struggle is real
June 28, 2024 at 3:58 AM
oh. I almost did this last week, the struggle is real
pollo con pollo
June 28, 2024 at 3:57 AM
pollo con pollo
he sat at a table across from us at a (the?) restaurant in the Portsmouth, NH airport in 1999, and I still regret not running off to the nearby newsstand to get a Penthouse for him to autograph.
June 27, 2024 at 10:52 PM
he sat at a table across from us at a (the?) restaurant in the Portsmouth, NH airport in 1999, and I still regret not running off to the nearby newsstand to get a Penthouse for him to autograph.
He's not much for letting his tongue stick out, but he does have nursing dreams which are simultaneously adorable and disturbing.
June 27, 2024 at 5:02 AM
He's not much for letting his tongue stick out, but he does have nursing dreams which are simultaneously adorable and disturbing.
also, Pollo look _so much_ like the dork in my avatar
there's a good chance that he is 0% Lab... but he looks like such a Good Boy
there's a good chance that he is 0% Lab... but he looks like such a Good Boy
June 27, 2024 at 4:59 AM
also, Pollo look _so much_ like the dork in my avatar
there's a good chance that he is 0% Lab... but he looks like such a Good Boy
there's a good chance that he is 0% Lab... but he looks like such a Good Boy
it's not a recent photo, but it's a true photo. that pink blush of happiness...
June 27, 2024 at 4:57 AM
it's not a recent photo, but it's a true photo. that pink blush of happiness...
June 27, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Taurus, I believe.
June 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Taurus, I believe.
it's all shorthand for black and brown people, Phil
June 26, 2024 at 2:16 PM
it's all shorthand for black and brown people, Phil
it's not entirely conspiracy thinking - the model's "ability" against specific benchmarks ebbs and flows as OpenAI updates it.
June 26, 2024 at 2:14 PM
it's not entirely conspiracy thinking - the model's "ability" against specific benchmarks ebbs and flows as OpenAI updates it.