🌈Jess McGuire | aspiring author💙🦓
@protanyakateyo.bsky.social
the unregulated account of a feral author
Urban romantasy/ cyberpunk sci-fi 📖📚/ spicy fantasy
WIP: Amaranthians : Revelations 🌃
♌ married & still bisexual / child free by choice
🎓BS engineering
🎮Gamer
🦓ADHD+hEDS+TMJ
Flint, MI
TT/Insta/📚: @protanyakateyo
Urban romantasy/ cyberpunk sci-fi 📖📚/ spicy fantasy
WIP: Amaranthians : Revelations 🌃
♌ married & still bisexual / child free by choice
🎓BS engineering
🎮Gamer
🦓ADHD+hEDS+TMJ
Flint, MI
TT/Insta/📚: @protanyakateyo
Michigan been under a drought for weeks.
Also michigan: hold my beer I'll end the drought in one weekend.
Also michigan: hold my beer I'll end the drought in one weekend.
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Michigan been under a drought for weeks.
Also michigan: hold my beer I'll end the drought in one weekend.
Also michigan: hold my beer I'll end the drought in one weekend.
Not me missing that in tevinter nights, its implied that Ghila'nain had 11 blight labs with messed up darkspawn...
Omg.
Omg.
October 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Not me missing that in tevinter nights, its implied that Ghila'nain had 11 blight labs with messed up darkspawn...
Omg.
Omg.
Its raining in michigan today.
This is so needed with the drought we've had, temperatures went from 90 deg F to 60 deg F.
But its the kind of fall rain that soothes your soul like the first sip of tea in the morning. It feels like I can relax again.
This is so needed with the drought we've had, temperatures went from 90 deg F to 60 deg F.
But its the kind of fall rain that soothes your soul like the first sip of tea in the morning. It feels like I can relax again.
October 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Its raining in michigan today.
This is so needed with the drought we've had, temperatures went from 90 deg F to 60 deg F.
But its the kind of fall rain that soothes your soul like the first sip of tea in the morning. It feels like I can relax again.
This is so needed with the drought we've had, temperatures went from 90 deg F to 60 deg F.
But its the kind of fall rain that soothes your soul like the first sip of tea in the morning. It feels like I can relax again.
Palette cleanser audiobook (as contemporary romance is normally not my first choice)...
And im extremely amused the big love confession didn't come thru until 69% of the audiobook. Probably a coincidence but its still fun.
#romancebooks #audiobooks #books #reading
And im extremely amused the big love confession didn't come thru until 69% of the audiobook. Probably a coincidence but its still fun.
#romancebooks #audiobooks #books #reading
October 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Palette cleanser audiobook (as contemporary romance is normally not my first choice)...
And im extremely amused the big love confession didn't come thru until 69% of the audiobook. Probably a coincidence but its still fun.
#romancebooks #audiobooks #books #reading
And im extremely amused the big love confession didn't come thru until 69% of the audiobook. Probably a coincidence but its still fun.
#romancebooks #audiobooks #books #reading
Finally read The Calling by David gaider...
*spoilers*
Wtf Marric? How does the king get an elf warden pregnant by only sleeping with her twice? And she's no longer a warden after the fact?
Jfc. Man has a type I guess.
#dragonage #books #reading #audiobook
*spoilers*
Wtf Marric? How does the king get an elf warden pregnant by only sleeping with her twice? And she's no longer a warden after the fact?
Jfc. Man has a type I guess.
#dragonage #books #reading #audiobook
September 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Finally read The Calling by David gaider...
*spoilers*
Wtf Marric? How does the king get an elf warden pregnant by only sleeping with her twice? And she's no longer a warden after the fact?
Jfc. Man has a type I guess.
#dragonage #books #reading #audiobook
*spoilers*
Wtf Marric? How does the king get an elf warden pregnant by only sleeping with her twice? And she's no longer a warden after the fact?
Jfc. Man has a type I guess.
#dragonage #books #reading #audiobook
September 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Got to meet one of my favorite authors @rebeccathorne.bsky.social today at a book signing and give her a quilted throw pillow case of Visk and Ponder (the griffons from the books) that I spent the last week working on.
(Yes im a giant dork but this was my very first book signing!)
(Yes im a giant dork but this was my very first book signing!)
August 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Got to meet one of my favorite authors @rebeccathorne.bsky.social today at a book signing and give her a quilted throw pillow case of Visk and Ponder (the griffons from the books) that I spent the last week working on.
(Yes im a giant dork but this was my very first book signing!)
(Yes im a giant dork but this was my very first book signing!)
This book is so funny. It's 110% a saphic retelling of the A knights Tale movie but it's sooo good.
I would definitely watch a movie of this book. The audiobook is SOOO GOOD. Go on libro.fm and grab it!
#fantasy #saphicbooks #books #booksky
I would definitely watch a movie of this book. The audiobook is SOOO GOOD. Go on libro.fm and grab it!
#fantasy #saphicbooks #books #booksky
August 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This book is so funny. It's 110% a saphic retelling of the A knights Tale movie but it's sooo good.
I would definitely watch a movie of this book. The audiobook is SOOO GOOD. Go on libro.fm and grab it!
#fantasy #saphicbooks #books #booksky
I would definitely watch a movie of this book. The audiobook is SOOO GOOD. Go on libro.fm and grab it!
#fantasy #saphicbooks #books #booksky
This is giving Saphic "a knights tale" with a twist in the best possible way so far. Its very lighthearted and im enjoying it more than I thought I would.
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#saphicbooks #lgbtqbooks #reading #books
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#saphicbooks #lgbtqbooks #reading #books
August 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This is giving Saphic "a knights tale" with a twist in the best possible way so far. Its very lighthearted and im enjoying it more than I thought I would.
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#saphicbooks #lgbtqbooks #reading #books
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#saphicbooks #lgbtqbooks #reading #books
Excuse me while I stare at the ceiling dissociating after finishing this viking based romantasy duology. The twists! The turns! The drama The action! It didn't stop. But it was SO GOOD!
#reading #theunfatedsaga #afateinkedinblood #acursecarvedinbone #audiobook
#reading #theunfatedsaga #afateinkedinblood #acursecarvedinbone #audiobook
August 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Excuse me while I stare at the ceiling dissociating after finishing this viking based romantasy duology. The twists! The turns! The drama The action! It didn't stop. But it was SO GOOD!
#reading #theunfatedsaga #afateinkedinblood #acursecarvedinbone #audiobook
#reading #theunfatedsaga #afateinkedinblood #acursecarvedinbone #audiobook
Gotta admit. As someone with chronic pain and fatigue. The steam deck (and this laptop gamer pillow stand my hubby found) makes playing veilguard in comfort very cozy and fun.
I am having a good time.
Totally not a refresher for a crow rook x lucanis fic. Definitely not.
I am having a good time.
Totally not a refresher for a crow rook x lucanis fic. Definitely not.
July 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Gotta admit. As someone with chronic pain and fatigue. The steam deck (and this laptop gamer pillow stand my hubby found) makes playing veilguard in comfort very cozy and fun.
I am having a good time.
Totally not a refresher for a crow rook x lucanis fic. Definitely not.
I am having a good time.
Totally not a refresher for a crow rook x lucanis fic. Definitely not.
My birthday is coming up soon so i made a reusable cotton rainbow happy birthday banner! With satin stitching on the cut out fabric letters. This was a fun project! #sewing #reusable #birthdaybanner #rainbow #sewingproject #quilting
July 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My birthday is coming up soon so i made a reusable cotton rainbow happy birthday banner! With satin stitching on the cut out fabric letters. This was a fun project! #sewing #reusable #birthdaybanner #rainbow #sewingproject #quilting
Bride by Ali hazelwood was apparently my last audible purchase before I switched to libro.fm app last year. Finally listening to it after listening to deep end last week.
Her writing feels real and unpretentious. Like chatting with a friend and I love it so much.
Her writing feels real and unpretentious. Like chatting with a friend and I love it so much.
July 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Bride by Ali hazelwood was apparently my last audible purchase before I switched to libro.fm app last year. Finally listening to it after listening to deep end last week.
Her writing feels real and unpretentious. Like chatting with a friend and I love it so much.
Her writing feels real and unpretentious. Like chatting with a friend and I love it so much.
My hubby gave me some of my birthday gifts early today! He got me a steam deck!
Also priorities. I can now play veilguard anywhere I want.
Also priorities. I can now play veilguard anywhere I want.
July 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My hubby gave me some of my birthday gifts early today! He got me a steam deck!
Also priorities. I can now play veilguard anywhere I want.
Also priorities. I can now play veilguard anywhere I want.
Things im excited about: completing my writers thesaurus set. (And shelved in rainbow order)
And maybe just maybe my writers block slowly loosening the last few weeks.
#writing #writingcraftbooks #writingbooks #shelfie
And maybe just maybe my writers block slowly loosening the last few weeks.
#writing #writingcraftbooks #writingbooks #shelfie
July 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Things im excited about: completing my writers thesaurus set. (And shelved in rainbow order)
And maybe just maybe my writers block slowly loosening the last few weeks.
#writing #writingcraftbooks #writingbooks #shelfie
And maybe just maybe my writers block slowly loosening the last few weeks.
#writing #writingcraftbooks #writingbooks #shelfie
The hole on the deck was very foot shaped. Its kinda funny.
July 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The hole on the deck was very foot shaped. Its kinda funny.
Power wash just popped up bc i needed something to chill out with after a bad day i think. Otherwise it would be slime rancher 2
#dragonage #dragonageinquisition #dragonageveilguard #datv #dai #bg3 #baldursgate3
#dragonage #dragonageinquisition #dragonageveilguard #datv #dai #bg3 #baldursgate3
July 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Power wash just popped up bc i needed something to chill out with after a bad day i think. Otherwise it would be slime rancher 2
#dragonage #dragonageinquisition #dragonageveilguard #datv #dai #bg3 #baldursgate3
#dragonage #dragonageinquisition #dragonageveilguard #datv #dai #bg3 #baldursgate3
This isekai Solavellan inquisition fanfic has held me in a choke hold since Thursday.
And im halfway thru it. This b is over 400k words that's like 4 trad books. And im still inhaling it like its straight drugs.
Im obsessed and I thought I wouldn't like it
archiveofourown.org/works/469945...
And im halfway thru it. This b is over 400k words that's like 4 trad books. And im still inhaling it like its straight drugs.
Im obsessed and I thought I wouldn't like it
archiveofourown.org/works/469945...
May 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This isekai Solavellan inquisition fanfic has held me in a choke hold since Thursday.
And im halfway thru it. This b is over 400k words that's like 4 trad books. And im still inhaling it like its straight drugs.
Im obsessed and I thought I wouldn't like it
archiveofourown.org/works/469945...
And im halfway thru it. This b is over 400k words that's like 4 trad books. And im still inhaling it like its straight drugs.
Im obsessed and I thought I wouldn't like it
archiveofourown.org/works/469945...
The clearly more important dragon age issue is that the anchor mark is on the inquisitor is on the wrong hand on official box/game art.
In game it's the left hand.
But here it's on their right hand.
#dragonage #dai #dragonageinquisition #inquisition #heraldofandraste
In game it's the left hand.
But here it's on their right hand.
#dragonage #dai #dragonageinquisition #inquisition #heraldofandraste
May 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The clearly more important dragon age issue is that the anchor mark is on the inquisitor is on the wrong hand on official box/game art.
In game it's the left hand.
But here it's on their right hand.
#dragonage #dai #dragonageinquisition #inquisition #heraldofandraste
In game it's the left hand.
But here it's on their right hand.
#dragonage #dai #dragonageinquisition #inquisition #heraldofandraste
Highly recommend Assan lovers from dragon age veilguard to read this. It's Isseya and Valya (the ex-recruit who davrin meets who found the gryffon eggs.)
(Spoiler) probably obvious...
But it ends with Assan and the other gryffons hatching. It's so adorable.
(Spoiler) probably obvious...
But it ends with Assan and the other gryffons hatching. It's so adorable.
May 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Highly recommend Assan lovers from dragon age veilguard to read this. It's Isseya and Valya (the ex-recruit who davrin meets who found the gryffon eggs.)
(Spoiler) probably obvious...
But it ends with Assan and the other gryffons hatching. It's so adorable.
(Spoiler) probably obvious...
But it ends with Assan and the other gryffons hatching. It's so adorable.
This book is making me cry about Isseya. She never wanted to destroy the gryffons and she was so broken about it.
May 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This book is making me cry about Isseya. She never wanted to destroy the gryffons and she was so broken about it.
Not me realizing Crookytail (gryffon of Garahel, eleven warden and hero of the 4th blight) is Assan's and siblings father.
whole book was like ah yes crookytail. Fast & quick & reads as having bird adhd. W/ floppy ears & crooked tail.
Realizing he was Assan's father everything makes so much sense
whole book was like ah yes crookytail. Fast & quick & reads as having bird adhd. W/ floppy ears & crooked tail.
Realizing he was Assan's father everything makes so much sense
May 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Not me realizing Crookytail (gryffon of Garahel, eleven warden and hero of the 4th blight) is Assan's and siblings father.
whole book was like ah yes crookytail. Fast & quick & reads as having bird adhd. W/ floppy ears & crooked tail.
Realizing he was Assan's father everything makes so much sense
whole book was like ah yes crookytail. Fast & quick & reads as having bird adhd. W/ floppy ears & crooked tail.
Realizing he was Assan's father everything makes so much sense
Time for a Solas-romance Inquisition run.
And technically this waaaaas the highest armor he could wear at the start.
I definitely don't mind. lol
And technically this waaaaas the highest armor he could wear at the start.
I definitely don't mind. lol
May 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Time for a Solas-romance Inquisition run.
And technically this waaaaas the highest armor he could wear at the start.
I definitely don't mind. lol
And technically this waaaaas the highest armor he could wear at the start.
I definitely don't mind. lol
well i thought that would take longer. Trespasser DLC was still a lot of fun but i suspect ill get more out of it with a Solasmancer Inquisitor instead of a Cullenmancer.
Solas' voice was different when you finally catch up to him. more like how he speaks in veilguard.
Solas' voice was different when you finally catch up to him. more like how he speaks in veilguard.
May 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
well i thought that would take longer. Trespasser DLC was still a lot of fun but i suspect ill get more out of it with a Solasmancer Inquisitor instead of a Cullenmancer.
Solas' voice was different when you finally catch up to him. more like how he speaks in veilguard.
Solas' voice was different when you finally catch up to him. more like how he speaks in veilguard.
I defeated it. finally. like 6 rounds of dying and trying again.
I need a break after this fight.
Oh and shaper valta getting Stone magic from the guardian and then writing Harding during veilguard to tell her to "f-off" with her lies about dwarven magic.
yeahhh fuck secrets
I need a break after this fight.
Oh and shaper valta getting Stone magic from the guardian and then writing Harding during veilguard to tell her to "f-off" with her lies about dwarven magic.
yeahhh fuck secrets
May 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I defeated it. finally. like 6 rounds of dying and trying again.
I need a break after this fight.
Oh and shaper valta getting Stone magic from the guardian and then writing Harding during veilguard to tell her to "f-off" with her lies about dwarven magic.
yeahhh fuck secrets
I need a break after this fight.
Oh and shaper valta getting Stone magic from the guardian and then writing Harding during veilguard to tell her to "f-off" with her lies about dwarven magic.
yeahhh fuck secrets