"Chuck, hey, Chuck, I'm not saying that racetracks are the same as needle exchanges. I'm just saying that harm reduction can take many forms!"

compromise: speed limiters BUT more racetracks

you drive home at 60mph, emasculating yourself with the safety of it all, then right before your exurban housing development you pull onto a raceway and just gun it around a course for 2-3 laps

your dick re-emerges and you smile like the idiot you are

"is the leftist extremist in the faculty lounge with us right now?"

At the time Pelosi gave Cueller money and political support, he was anti-abortion, anti-trans, anti-immigrant, and supported Republican suppression of voting rights. Which I rather think is the bigger story.

The Tiffany Network, like Tiffany's, is now within Trump Tower

heir-apparent*

damn that owns

Mainer here. This is exacerbated by Mills having been governor for two terms (& rather the her-apparent during the 8 LePage years before then). She's the boss. No one within the Maine Democratic Party wants to challege her. So the outsider lane becomes the only lane.

Cf. Hillary 2016

International Swatters

meta foamer

manifesting her wearing a tshirt tomorrow saying NOT A HAM SANDWICH

Steve Mnuchin i found your next wife

The real scandal is that people paid money to read her drivel and did not pay money to read real journalism.

Nuzzis sell papes.

At Don We Slept.

we gotta get her into Mike Johnson's son's DMs

"Eric's Trip covered by Grimes" mammon accept my body into your flames

In an attempt to be hip, my grandparents bought me ten shares of Lucent for my thirteenth birthday, which taught me an important life lesson about the importance of index funds

There were a few students at my law school who took the bar exam untimed due to ADHD diagnoses. This made a certain number of their fellow students Big Mad. Neither group did well on the bar exam.

Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris. (en Maracucho).

Colin Powell staying perfectly still in his grave.