Prose & Pen
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Aspiring writer, accidental poet, starving artist, rookie satirist—sometimes insightful, mostly just making it up. 🏳️🌈 💙📷🎨
Just so we're clear, the DOJ is fighting AGAINST the California redistricting effort WHICH VOTERS APPROVED, but is fine with the Texas redistricting that occurred WITHOUT voter input.
The corruption is real folks.
The corruption is real folks.
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Just so we're clear, the DOJ is fighting AGAINST the California redistricting effort WHICH VOTERS APPROVED, but is fine with the Texas redistricting that occurred WITHOUT voter input.
The corruption is real folks.
The corruption is real folks.
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This is what oligarchy looks like:
If you're Elon Musk, the richest man alive, Tesla gives you a $1 trillion pay package & Trump gives you a huge tax break.
If you're a poor kid on SNAP, Trump appeals a court decision that would have prevented you from going hungry.
Obscene.
If you're Elon Musk, the richest man alive, Tesla gives you a $1 trillion pay package & Trump gives you a huge tax break.
If you're a poor kid on SNAP, Trump appeals a court decision that would have prevented you from going hungry.
Obscene.
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is what oligarchy looks like:
If you're Elon Musk, the richest man alive, Tesla gives you a $1 trillion pay package & Trump gives you a huge tax break.
If you're a poor kid on SNAP, Trump appeals a court decision that would have prevented you from going hungry.
Obscene.
If you're Elon Musk, the richest man alive, Tesla gives you a $1 trillion pay package & Trump gives you a huge tax break.
If you're a poor kid on SNAP, Trump appeals a court decision that would have prevented you from going hungry.
Obscene.
#WannaBeKingTrump shows no compassion to the man who collapsed in the Oval Office today. I mean… is this really the President of the United States or the world’s most self-absorbed wax figure? The guy’s on the floor, fighting for air, and Trump’s probably thinking, “Wow, even he’s falling for me!”
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
#WannaBeKingTrump shows no compassion to the man who collapsed in the Oval Office today. I mean… is this really the President of the United States or the world’s most self-absorbed wax figure? The guy’s on the floor, fighting for air, and Trump’s probably thinking, “Wow, even he’s falling for me!”
“Electric catapults? What the hell is this deranged lunatic talking about now? Like, did NASA run out of rockets and decide, ‘Screw it, let’s build a giant slingshot’? I’m convinced the man’s entire business model is just inventing increasingly creative ways to throw expensive things really fast.”
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“Electric catapults? What the hell is this deranged lunatic talking about now? Like, did NASA run out of rockets and decide, ‘Screw it, let’s build a giant slingshot’? I’m convinced the man’s entire business model is just inventing increasingly creative ways to throw expensive things really fast.”
The difference between a king and a prince? Well, when a prince gets accused of hanging out with Epstein, he’s stripped of his titles and kicked out of the castle. But when a king gets accused of the same thing—he gets elected president! Because in America, we don’t cancel our royalty…we elect them.
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The difference between a king and a prince? Well, when a prince gets accused of hanging out with Epstein, he’s stripped of his titles and kicked out of the castle. But when a king gets accused of the same thing—he gets elected president! Because in America, we don’t cancel our royalty…we elect them.
As inflation hits the highest level since #KingWannabe took the throne, His Majesty’s top priority isn’t the economy, it’s making sure the chandeliers in the new ballroom really capture the suffering of the middle class.
October 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
As inflation hits the highest level since #KingWannabe took the throne, His Majesty’s top priority isn’t the economy, it’s making sure the chandeliers in the new ballroom really capture the suffering of the middle class.
WTH? This is the President of the United States…
October 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
WTH? This is the President of the United States…
Let me spell this out real slow: Antifa means anti-fascist. So if you’re anti-Antifa, congratulations — you just signed up for the fascism fan club. Do they give out matching armbands or just coupons for denial?
#NoKings
#NoKings
October 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Let me spell this out real slow: Antifa means anti-fascist. So if you’re anti-Antifa, congratulations — you just signed up for the fascism fan club. Do they give out matching armbands or just coupons for denial?
#NoKings
#NoKings
Imagine being so fragile that a halftime show gives you the vapors, just because it might be in sung in Spanish. You’re clutching your pearls so hard you created your own halftime show. Oh no! What's next? The Puppy Bowl’s gonna feature a Chihuahua, and they’ll call it “woke?”
October 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Imagine being so fragile that a halftime show gives you the vapors, just because it might be in sung in Spanish. You’re clutching your pearls so hard you created your own halftime show. Oh no! What's next? The Puppy Bowl’s gonna feature a Chihuahua, and they’ll call it “woke?”
MAGAnites are absolutely losing it over #CheetosInChief not winning the Nobel Peace Prize, apparently unable to grasp that in the real world, being “nominated” isn’t the same as being awarded, and that the presidency does not automatically come a military parade, or respect from the world.
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
MAGAnites are absolutely losing it over #CheetosInChief not winning the Nobel Peace Prize, apparently unable to grasp that in the real world, being “nominated” isn’t the same as being awarded, and that the presidency does not automatically come a military parade, or respect from the world.
This whole Bad Bunny thing is crazy. When some so-called red-blooded Americans can’t even understand that Puerto Rico is part of the United States, I just have to scream — yes, it’s been part of the U.S. since before their favorite WWE wrestler was born.
October 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This whole Bad Bunny thing is crazy. When some so-called red-blooded Americans can’t even understand that Puerto Rico is part of the United States, I just have to scream — yes, it’s been part of the U.S. since before their favorite WWE wrestler was born.
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Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.
Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.
Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.
Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.
Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.
October 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.
Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.
Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.
Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.
Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.
The Republicans are trying to spin it calling it a “government shutdown.” But if I catch even one Republican on the golf course, I’m gonna call it what it really is: Congress’s all-inclusive summer vacation package. Comes with free whining, no work, and unlimited margaritas.
#CongressWorksForUs
#CongressWorksForUs
October 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The Republicans are trying to spin it calling it a “government shutdown.” But if I catch even one Republican on the golf course, I’m gonna call it what it really is: Congress’s all-inclusive summer vacation package. Comes with free whining, no work, and unlimited margaritas.
#CongressWorksForUs
#CongressWorksForUs
Oh, so #ToddlerTrump went ahead and changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War? Real subtle. Why stop there? Why not just go full toddler and rename the State Department the Department of “No Backsies”?
September 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Oh, so #ToddlerTrump went ahead and changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War? Real subtle. Why stop there? Why not just go full toddler and rename the State Department the Department of “No Backsies”?
Republicans in Congress are reportedly pushing a resolution to declare October 14, 2025, as “Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day.” Personally, I prefer the working title: “The Purge of Everything He Did Bad.”
September 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Republicans in Congress are reportedly pushing a resolution to declare October 14, 2025, as “Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day.” Personally, I prefer the working title: “The Purge of Everything He Did Bad.”
An Emmy-winning show on CBS gets cancelled for “financial reasons”, not because a certain corporate merger might be on thin ice from the guy renting the Oval Office.
Meanwhile Fox News, continues to beam scare tactics unchecked into America’s living rooms like a sewer pipe with a broadcast license.
Meanwhile Fox News, continues to beam scare tactics unchecked into America’s living rooms like a sewer pipe with a broadcast license.
July 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
An Emmy-winning show on CBS gets cancelled for “financial reasons”, not because a certain corporate merger might be on thin ice from the guy renting the Oval Office.
Meanwhile Fox News, continues to beam scare tactics unchecked into America’s living rooms like a sewer pipe with a broadcast license.
Meanwhile Fox News, continues to beam scare tactics unchecked into America’s living rooms like a sewer pipe with a broadcast license.
Has anyone noticed that whenever #FirstFelon wants something, he screams like a toddler on Red Bull? But mention the Epstein files and suddenly—poof—he’s quieter than a former model wife with a nondisclosure agreement.
July 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Has anyone noticed that whenever #FirstFelon wants something, he screams like a toddler on Red Bull? But mention the Epstein files and suddenly—poof—he’s quieter than a former model wife with a nondisclosure agreement.
If I were President and the world was calling me out to prove I wasn’t in the Epstein files, I’d release every single, unredacted page. That’s how a totally innocent person acts. Unless, of course, I was in there. In which case, I’d suddenly discover the importance of “national security”
July 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If I were President and the world was calling me out to prove I wasn’t in the Epstein files, I’d release every single, unredacted page. That’s how a totally innocent person acts. Unless, of course, I was in there. In which case, I’d suddenly discover the importance of “national security”
If it’s perfectly legal, then why do ICE have to roll up in unmarked vans like they’re running a discount kidnapping service and wear masks like they’re afraid someone might recognize them from their high school yearbook?
July 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If it’s perfectly legal, then why do ICE have to roll up in unmarked vans like they’re running a discount kidnapping service and wear masks like they’re afraid someone might recognize them from their high school yearbook?
For the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence, the birth of American democracy #TrumpSaddy wants to celebrate with a UFC fight on the White House lawn
What better way to honor American history than with a Pay-Per-View beatdown. That from a guy who thinks gold toilets are classy
What better way to honor American history than with a Pay-Per-View beatdown. That from a guy who thinks gold toilets are classy
July 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
For the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence, the birth of American democracy #TrumpSaddy wants to celebrate with a UFC fight on the White House lawn
What better way to honor American history than with a Pay-Per-View beatdown. That from a guy who thinks gold toilets are classy
What better way to honor American history than with a Pay-Per-View beatdown. That from a guy who thinks gold toilets are classy
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The GOP just collectively voted to add $4 Trillion to the deficit.
July 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The GOP just collectively voted to add $4 Trillion to the deficit.